I don’t have jackshit to say about 2020 in retrospect.

So here’s a 🧵 about the best dogs I met in 2020.

To start: Jack, red lab, met in June 2020. Very new boi. Loves: chews and meeting strangers.
Long snoots, even snootier attitudes.

Karen 1 and Karen 2 would like to speak to a manager.
This boi HIT that pose.

I can tell he’s a e-boy.
I met Bruno volunteering for a local shelter. Bruno did not like walks.

Consistently sought approval and validation. Relatable.
Thith pup lookth like it hath a lithp
My sister’s dog got a bad haircut and looked like the Cloverfield monster.

Nightmare fuel.
This fugly slut is Clark. 21 pounds of pure muscle and well-intentioned stupidity. I love this idiot.
I forget this gurl’s name but she was hungry. Would let her eat my whole hand, IDGAF.
Finn, family dog. Became very chonky this year. Didn’t we all?
My mother was not amused by this TikTok trend.
Raven, another family dog.

Voted “world’s saddest doggo eyes” 5 years in a row.

Wasn’t afraid to fake-die into my arms while sitting on the couch.

Always needed to be touched. Sometimes dogs are mirrors, yaknow? Yeah, you know.
BABY CORGI
Kris, another shelter volunteer meet.

Kris is mostly Hound and wanted to smell everything. Had a SEVERE distrust of wheels (cars, strollers, you name it).
I’ve gone viral 5 times this year and frankly, I’ll never produce anything better than this thread.
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