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Absolutely fuck all sleep last night. Not one single, solitary second. Laid in the damn bed from 2am to 9am with my legs on fire, stabbing pains in my feet, and my brain working overtime. The weird shit that popped into my head last night..
Not comfortable. I should probably turn onto the other side.
It’s too hot. Move the duvet back an inch. Are you crazy? It’s fucking freezing.
If I threw a pine cone at Simon Cowell’s head, would it stick to his hair like Velcro?
I’m cold.
I’m hot.
It’s too hot. Move the duvet back an inch. Are you crazy? It’s fucking freezing.
If I threw a pine cone at Simon Cowell’s head, would it stick to his hair like Velcro?
I’m cold.
I’m hot.
[brain] HELLO! Have you ever wondered how a nuclear reactor works?
No. But now it’s all I can think about.
[brain] Time to remind you of the lyrics of every Adam Ant song you’ve ever heard
[brain] Hot, innit.. wanna move that duvet? Oh, & here’s some shooting pains for your legs.
No. But now it’s all I can think about.
[brain] Time to remind you of the lyrics of every Adam Ant song you’ve ever heard
[brain] Hot, innit.. wanna move that duvet? Oh, & here’s some shooting pains for your legs.
[brain] Would you like a headache?
Jesus, it’s hot...
[brain] Maybe the house is haunted. Have you ever thought of that?
I fucking am now. Along with trying to build a nuclear reactor.
[brain] You should probably have a piss..
Don’t need one..
[brain] Fucking watch me..
Jesus, it’s hot...
[brain] Maybe the house is haunted. Have you ever thought of that?
I fucking am now. Along with trying to build a nuclear reactor.
[brain] You should probably have a piss..
Don’t need one..
[brain] Fucking watch me..
*brain dials bladder*
[Bladder] Oi. YOU. Get your fat arse out of bed and empty me.
Sigh. Did I turn the kitchen light off? When’s the next bin day? Did I charge my phone?
[brain] Who’d win in a fight between an octopus & an owl?
I DON’T FUCKING CARE. FUCK OFF AND LET ME SLEEP!
[Bladder] Oi. YOU. Get your fat arse out of bed and empty me.
Sigh. Did I turn the kitchen light off? When’s the next bin day? Did I charge my phone?
[brain] Who’d win in a fight between an octopus & an owl?
I DON’T FUCKING CARE. FUCK OFF AND LET ME SLEEP!
[brain] Flange is a funny word, isn’t it..
Random fit of laughter...
[brain] How do you spell onomatopoeic?
Oh GOD ALMIGHTY!
[brain] IT’S MORNING! GET UP, GET UP!
And that’s just the shit I can remember..
Random fit of laughter...
[brain] How do you spell onomatopoeic?
Oh GOD ALMIGHTY!
[brain] IT’S MORNING! GET UP, GET UP!
And that’s just the shit I can remember..
