IT IS 2021 IN NEW ZEALAND? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT 2020 HAS AN END?? CAN THIS BE TRUE???
I have had a night of not much sleep due to pain and ptsd nightmares so I'm more punchy than usual
KIWI CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF 2021 https://twitter.com/unlockedverbs/status/1344604902744461312?s=19
WILL AUSTRALIA MAKE IT? STAY TUNED https://twitter.com/DocHollandD/status/1344606268548284418?s=19
SHANGHAI ALSO IN SUSPENSE AWAITING END OF HELL YEAR https://twitter.com/voixdemichele/status/1344606482025897984?s=19
I'm just waiting for sunrise so I can get wood and throw hay bales and maybe go get a sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle.
AUSTRALIA MADE IT OUT ALIVE https://twitter.com/DocHollandD/status/1344630120976437248?s=19
ANOTHER KIWI CONFIRMS THAT 2020 DID IN FACT END https://twitter.com/Brett_Tamahori/status/1344612064082366467?s=19
REPORTS SUGGEST 2021 CONTAINS GIN AND CHOCOLATE https://twitter.com/JinnMorris/status/1344608483547627521?s=19
ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN TO CONFIRM THAT 2020 DID END THERE AS SCHEDULED https://twitter.com/nootybloops/status/1344630263003824128?s=19
WESTERN HALF OF AUSTRALIA STILL LOCKED IN ALL OUR WAR WITH HELL YEAR, PLEASE STAY TUNED https://twitter.com/corvus761/status/1344635814521671680?s=19
QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA STILL GRAPPLING WITH HELLISH, UNENDING YEAR OF FUCKERY https://twitter.com/AusSyndicialist/status/1344636858622382086?s=19
ANOTHER KIWI TO CONFIRM THAT HELL YEAR WILL END https://twitter.com/micheinnz/status/1344637394977341443?s=19
WESTERN AUSTRALIA (AN ACTUAL STATE) STILL AWAITS DELIVERANCE https://twitter.com/JayDzed/status/1344639833684148225?s=19
QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA MADE IT OUT ALIVE https://twitter.com/AusSyndicialist/status/1344644559188316160?s=19
MADAGASCAR YEARNS FOR FREEDOM FROM GARBAGE FIRE YEAR https://twitter.com/Erkhyan/status/1344646486672498688?s=19
THE MARSHALL ISLANDS HAVE MADE IT OUT https://twitter.com/EKSwitaj/status/1344651023084703754?s=19
IS IT 2021 WHERE YOU ARE

PLEASE CONFIRM FOR THE REST OF US THAT YOU MADE IT OUT OF 2020
ANOTHER CITY HEARD FROM IN AUSTRALIA, IT SEEMS LIKELY THE ENTIRE COUNTRY MADE IT TO 2021? https://twitter.com/MargaridaPap/status/1344658533132816385?s=19
I WAS PREMATURE, ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL ALL OF AUSTRALIA HAS ESCAPED https://twitter.com/corvus761/status/1344659970411778050?s=19
MEANWHILE SYDNEY REPORTS THAT THE TRANSITION TO 2021 WENT WELL AND DID NOT EG INVOLVE KAIJU https://twitter.com/AureaGaily/status/1344660044520984578?s=19
WESTERN AUSTRALIA HAS ESCAPED!! https://twitter.com/Lilysea/status/1344687843654868992?s=19
NORWAY WILL BE FREE IN 6 HOURS https://twitter.com/gmpetrick/status/1344688596045979650?s=19
I THINK I HAVE A LARGE GAP IN MY FOLLOWERS BETWEEN GMT +8 AND LIKE NORWAY. OR FINLAND. DO I HAVE A FINN? ARE YOU IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE TO NORWAY? IS GERMANY EAST OF Y'ALL? I AM VERY SKETCHY ON THESE THINGS.
FINLAND HAS BEEN HEARD FROM AND WILL EMERGE IN FIVE HOURS https://twitter.com/coyotedancer/status/1344690206738362369?s=19
POLAND IN 6 HOURS!! https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/1344692497902133248?s=19
INDIA IN JUST A BIT!! https://twitter.com/princessesierra/status/1344693297441214465?s=19
ISRAEL AT... ABOUT THE SAME TIME AS FINLAND? WHAT A LOT I AM LEARNING ABOUT RELATIVE LONGITUDE TODAY https://twitter.com/veraknurenko/status/1344693376835268609?s=19
CROATIA!! WE KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT! https://twitter.com/Iva_T/status/1344697826794733570?s=19
COUNTING DOWN TO FRANCE https://twitter.com/Samaliel/status/1344706382315085824?s=19
GERMANY ALSO AWAITING LIBERATION FROM HELL YEAR https://twitter.com/RegularLodz/status/1344708497246724096?s=19
INDIA!! YOU MADE IT! YOU ARE FREE OF 2020! https://twitter.com/princessesierra/status/1344693297441214465?s=19
NEXT UP ARE ISRAEL AND FINLAND https://twitter.com/fereinferi/status/1344710293394509824?s=19
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