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...I should like to pause and give thanks for one notable positive development that occurred during our orb's present rotation around the sun, by which I mean yet another humbling of that vile man who was Mr Riley's predecessor as American football instructor at our university.
Bold words spake he, after returning to that ridiculous 'university' in the Bayou to serve once again as the instructor of that squad's defensive forces. 'If somebody wants to win,' quoth he, 'they should call me'.
No shortage of resources did he suffer from, as this article makes clear. His squad was stocked with 'five stars', which presumably refers to top-notch strikers rather than to the political party that is part of the governing coalition in Italy.
Speaking of Italy, the stockpile of talent that he possessed was likened to 10 Ferraris in his garage, and yet he failed miserably, just as he failed at our fine university.
Moreover, this vile man complains that he is not truly the madman of lore, all evidence to the contrary be damned! Oh, woe is he. Witness the unfair treatment up with which he must put!
Moreover, he complains about the satirical Twitter account that parodies him so mercilessly, @FauxPelini. Granted, anyone who operates a Twitter account mocking a public figure is most indubitably a 'loser', as the youngsters say these days, but the jibes were well deserved!
This article crossed my desk several months ago, and at the time I refrained from comment. Now that this madman has been cashiered yet again, I shall not hesitate to rub his nose in it!
To hell with this man! He was not successful at our university, just as he was not successful during his recent stint in the Bayou, and he is moreover an unpresentable brute. Good day, sir!
