I've been dragged to a New Years party....

Its just gone 8:30pm and I'm listening to the host of the party, holding court loudly to the group, explaining how we're going to be injected with microchips with the COVID vaccine.

Please 2020... Just let me go

For those who want to know the truth, the chip is in the needle. Not the liquid.

The liquid is a placebo apparently. (Scotty will be pissed)

It's something to do with Apple Computers. Or Bill Gates specifically. I'm not sure.

Apparently Bill Gates' 45 odd years of philanthropy was all a little set up for this pandemic, which he a new order are running(?!)

Seems weird to me he'd wait until 65years old to push the button (He was a billionaire at 31 I just Googled). But hey, apparently I'm a sheep.

Fuck me... she's just started on about chemtrails.

Apparently there's a 'Bye Blue Sky' Facebook page I 'need' to join to understand 'man'.

I'm hoping that's a meeting group of scientists with PHDs but I'm not holding hope.

I've said nothing to this point, but I've just had to ask what she does for a living.

Wait for this....

She 'used to' sell healing crystals at markets and online but it got too commercial. I got no further information

I just got volunteered for cocktails & have made a sangria with so much alcohol, hopimg everyone collapses by 10:30, misses the night & tomorrow, think they've been kissed by the gods.

She also bragged to me about how amazing her bar was because she had elderflower 'cordial'

Here we go... She's just said she 'cant wait to lose friends over my New Year's Facebook post'

Telling everyone she's never 'been a sheep & worn a mask' in 2020 and we're all part of a new world order (mentioned again?!).

(I'm close to being the guy who ruins the night here)

She's gone upstairs for a 'cigarette'.

I get the feeling there's a break in play here.

THIS IS THE BEST!!!

.....

Wife has just shared a drunken cigarette with her & she's straight up asked her if she'd be allowed to have a 'woman on the side'!!!!!!

Wife now says we have to go. I'm thinking that I've got this far, n
ow you have to take one too..

(Not long left)

She's just been told I work in racing (eriously could be war)

Asked if I make them 'cry' when I whip em (I'm 107kg & obviously do not ride)

Also, horse 'cries'?!

Next sentence has asked me if she can have a horse because she can 'break them in & heal them too''

#ImOut

We're walking home.

We didn't know the ppl who's party we were going to tonight.We made a huge cheese/fruit platter to take over to impress.

It was on our best, $250 marble serving plate.

'Never leave a man behind' does not extend this far my fancy marble friend

#Sacrifice

I'm sorry to all following. A big part of me wanted to see what could possibly be further produced at 12 but I've been through enough in 2020

I'm spending the last special hr or so with a wife & little man who've had a tough 2020 like all of us.

Happy new year everyone!