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#DeadZooDiary - To prove that 2021 can only get better than 2020, here are some killer whale jokes and puns that arose from the project we orca-strated to dismantle our whale skeletons @NMIreland...
A lot of museum specimens are pickled, but these whales hung around in bars since 1892. You’re whalecome! Feel free to add to our list of kriller puns that will leave you blubbering…
· Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
· Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
· What do you give a blue whale for Christmas? Something to cheer it up
· What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel
· What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale? Long time no sea...
· What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel
· What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale? Long time no sea...
· How does an octopus make whales laugh? They use ten tickles
· Favourite whale foods: green-peas of course, but European ones get a Christmas treat of Brussels-spouts which helps with vitamin-sea, which they eat off baleen plates...
· Favourite whale foods: green-peas of course, but European ones get a Christmas treat of Brussels-spouts which helps with vitamin-sea, which they eat off baleen plates...
· Whales don’t hug, they have no shoulders to cry on
· Whales like salt water because pepper makes them sneeze
· Are baby whales little squirts?
· What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale...
· Whales like salt water because pepper makes them sneeze
· Are baby whales little squirts?
· What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale...
· Favourite whale music: Billy Ocean and Moby of course, but not Bob Marley because the Whalers make them nervous
· How do whales make decisions? Flipper coin of course
· Do whales chew blubber gum?
· The best way to move heavy whale bones is with a whalebarrow...
· How do whales make decisions? Flipper coin of course
· Do whales chew blubber gum?
· The best way to move heavy whale bones is with a whalebarrow...
· The best way to paint whales is with akrillics
· Do whale families listen to podcasts on smartfoams?
· Whales migrate long distances, hence their interest in current affairs...
· Do whale families listen to podcasts on smartfoams?
· Whales migrate long distances, hence their interest in current affairs...
· Our whale skeletons are so big, that if you laid them end to end on football pitch, the game would be cancelled
· Is whalebone useful? Corset is
· We only have two whale skeletons, three would be a tripod...
· Is whalebone useful? Corset is
· We only have two whale skeletons, three would be a tripod...
· Wikipedia says: ‘Whaling is the hunting of whales for their usable products such as meat and blubber.’ [ CETACEAN NEEDED ]
· I went to a fancy dress party as an orca and got chatting to someone dressed as a dolphin. We just clicked...
· I went to a fancy dress party as an orca and got chatting to someone dressed as a dolphin. We just clicked...
· To take our whale skeletons apart, we employed lumbarjacks
· Are whale doctors called sturgeons?
· We used a Dutch team to dismantle our whales, because the tender specified no Finns
· Are whale doctors called sturgeons?
· We used a Dutch team to dismantle our whales, because the tender specified no Finns
