“10 different people & how they spent their Christmas”

A THREAD

1. The Couples

These ones dinor even chill for the owner of birthday to enjoy his day, it’s that day they fixed their wedding to use and tension singles 😩🤧
2. The slaves

Omo first daughter and house plate washers fall into this category! Cos parents no pity anybody at all 😂... Na so so work from 24th - 26th 😪
3. Gift collector

“money no dey... Money no dey” but ps5 gifts and bone straight just dey fly everywhere! Congrats to people on this table ooh... GOD wey do una own go do my own too.
4. The grace squad

Benefit boys & girls no kuku gree any man hear word! Them just dey tear new motor back to back, tension everywhere 💰
5. The “I just got back”

Even the ones from Lagos go villa sef dey claim this title 🙄.....
Using the title to snatch people’s girlfriends & promising fake marriages for awoof knacks.
6. The gluttons

These ones just clear belle Dey chop different types of rice and meat! Na inside toilet some of them do their Boxing Day.
7. The tiger generators

These ones woke up to twitter dragging, zero joy for this street 😂.... you do anyhow you see anyhow.
8. The OPPRESED a.k.a “God when squad”

These ones were just at home scrolling through TL seeing how others spend their Christmas Day... some be outchere typing “GOD WHEN”
9. The UNBOTHERED

To these ones it was just another Friday! No stress.
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