As the year ends,lemme entertain y'all with kidogo trauma that I have😂
So I'm dating this man,and we're living together(sort of) and he has had so many affairs over the year that I no longer talk about it. I just go about my bs like the clown I am
This particular girl,lemme call her Z,has stuck around for long ju she said,"Mimi sikuachi,we niache lakini sikuachi. I'm prettier than Emma so why would you decide to settle with Emma and not me". I know she's in my man's life but I don't address it ju nishachoka kufight
This particular day,his friends from campus are coming over to Nyeri and they're planning to party all night ju they don't get to meet often bc of work.
Normally,me and my guy don't party together bc idk, it's not a tradition we've set in our relationship
So him he goes to Zero19 with his boys and I'm to join him later bc I have to finish up cleaning dishes. So hapo 6, I'm done,nimevaa thotfit you'd think I'm still in coast na vile it's cold in Nyeri,but you know,pombe ndio hukua jacket on Fridays
I've called our cab guy and I'm finishing up my make up,theeen my boo calls me and asks Kama I've left,I say I'm about to. Akanishow,"usijaaaam,but girl Z is here in the club with us"
Of course nimejam already. My nigga says,she just walked in and you know my friends ofc...
...wanted to hit so when I said I know her,they told me to ask her over to our table.
Najua he's lying but as I said,I no longer fight about his cheating...niliikubali vile Yesu alikubali kukufia you sinners
He tells me to go anyway bc she's leaving. At this point I'm already reconsidering going bc I know there'll be drama and I don't thrive in violence😔
I tell him I'll go to my girls because hands will be thrown in that club if we're both there. We argue kidogo and he...
...gives up trying to convince me to show up at zero19. He hangs up and he send me money "nikajibambe with my girls" lmaoo😂😂
I decide to stop over kwa hio club maana nashangaa henh,mbaba kaacha nyama nyumbani akale mishkaki kwenye baa
I find them canoodling and the moment I walk in his boys signal him ndio asichome Rada,but I've seen him.
Anyway,sijakuja kufight,nilikua nimefanya the worst exams of my life and I just wanted to drink and blackout😂😂.
My boo walk up to me bc they're in that kamwitu VIP...
..section,I have to be let in. He's gassing me up akiuliza Kama I'll join them. Girl Z is seated there,he wants me to join them at their table.
The audacity of this man😂😂he says "c'mon now, I'm sure you and Z will end being friends,you both think alike, you'll click"
I am really angry at this point and we're arguing na hio kelele yote hukua club😂😂and that's not a scene for me so I tell him I'm leaving. I get in my cab and text him," Let's outfuck each other tonight brother" and leave. Mandem replies"NO"
My cab guy who has been there throughout the argument offers me a blunt and tells me I should just go home. I tell him no,drop me at our kalocal(the one me and my girls go to)
He drops me and leaves,we agree he's gonna pick me before curfew time
I'm past all that at this point and I'm having fun with my babies.
At around 9 we're really drunk and you know, everyone's calling their mans,then there's me hapo
Me I decide to call him ju watu wa kwetu husema aliyekuonjesha kaweke kambi kwake. Kambi nilikua nimeekea huko. So I call him and we have a shouting match over the phone,well I'm the only one who's shouting and he's chill throughout. He tells him to send him my location and...
then he hangs up. I decide I won't send my location because 😭😭
He's blowing my phone bc it's almost curfew and somehow I have to be picked and dropped home.
My friends tell me not to go home bc I'm drunk, it's late and "That man is trash"
So we agree I'm gonna sleep at one of my girls and they even drop me hapo and we're ready to sleep
After wametoka,I tell my girlfriend,Mimi I'm not sleeping here😂I have a boyfriend who's looking for me and I know he's shit but he's my shit so I'm gonna call my cab guy anikujie anipeleke nyumbani to my boo. Lmao this is literally me omw back to my cheating man
I let myself into the compound and I see his friends cars so I'm getting worked up ju Hawa boys wake hukua nyokssss,in my mind😂
Bc I cook for them host them all the time and still they let him cheat😂😂😂😂
I get in the house and I find my boo and my assistant (girl Z) on my favorite coach😭😭and his friends. I am literally at a loss for words. Nipigane,nitete,nitembee,nisutane? Y'all I want to fight real bad bc I know I'll feel better,but I don't. Because I'm not aviolent person
I heat up some food,take a shower...nikafanya 1,2,3 ndio I go to bed. All this time kila mtu amenyamaza akingoja niexplode😂and I know it so I'm not going to create a scene. I go to my bedroom pick my bedside bottle niende nikarefill. Nikarudi nikapata mandem is in bed
He locks the room and we go to sleep, we're not talking. Babygirl Z,knocks on the door akiitana,and she's told to go away. She starts banging on the door. I tell him to go silence her bc now she's pushing for a fight. He says,"kaache katachoka kaende"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eventually she stops.I get up to pick my phone from the kitchen and this girl gets in my room nikiwa kitchen...so now I'm coming back to bed she's standing there over our man akimwambia vile atamsema kwa brother yake ju he's breaking her heart🤣🤣🤣
I tell her to leave my room..
...bc now she's crossing a line. She says she's not going to until our boo talks to her. Mans akamshow pls leave our room Kama you want to involve your brother in this Ni sawa,let him talk to me,not you. She says she's not leaving so I tell her fine,be the holy Spirit and watch..
..over us tonight then. I'm going to bed. I undress and get in bed😂😂
This girl says oh,oh, we're sleeping, we're sleeping wacha basi pia Mimi nikuje tulale
We get in bed the 3 of us😂😂and by now I'm cracking up bc what the fuck is happening here😂😂😂so I get up and go one of the guest rooms. There's no pillows over there so I come for my throw pillows in my room. Girl Zis now calling me akinifuata kwa nyumba
I ask her what is she wants exactly bc Kama it's my man nimemuachia kwa room bc as of this point I'm done with the man😂
She's stuttering so I ask Kama it's me she wants bc Kama Ni hio anataka tutateremshana tu bila shida
😂😂urhm,no. We didn't shukishana,her brother came to pick her up. Yes, I still stayed with ✨my boo✨ and we went sight seeing the following morning😂😂😂
And before you come at me with your fake deep pity parties,I wasn't writing this thread for pity
It's just one of the many things I went through that I look at now and laugh 😂😂😂
You if you have your makasirikos for 2020 don't bring them here,just laugh and go pls
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