thread of me casually reacting to injuries 😈 https://twitter.com/vodkaiime/status/1344461858619551746
when i got stabbed i called [redacted] and was like "hey do you wanna hang out? maybe swing by the hospital?" (i was trying to quote Hot Rod, but was delirious so idk)
one night i was partying on top a school and fell off/was dropped. shattered my ankle into many many pieces, walked home n went to work the next day, got fired AFTER i worked for 8 hours on my feet, 2 weeks later i finally went to the hospital. had to have reconstructive surgery
so ill pretty much never be an ankle model
once i had an allergic reaction to almonds and my tounge was jusy like rapidly expanding so me and Sophie smoked weed about it
i mean, every time i dislocate my knees i just kick it back in place and move on with my day. but thats pretty standard
im not sure what the lesson is here. my body is flimsy and my pain tolerance is inhuman. so much so that it is a bad thing like times when i should be seeking medical treatment im just like MEH such is life
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