Thread by @aitachis_, consider professors!itatsumu where everyone in the school in convinced that itaru is [...]

consider professors!itatsumu where everyone in the school in convinced that itaru is homewrecking tasutsumu and the class is divided on whether their angel professor deserves the muscly himbo gym teacher or the pretty charismatic mathematics teacher

tasuku voice tsumugi what did you do now why do i have students sending me their condolences and advice on how to deal with cheaters

tsumugi face ????

tasuku is actually getting in on with the mysterious and sexy doctor azuma and the entire faculty knows it

along with this weird push and pull between itaru and tsumugi because?? staying?? at?? the?? faculty?? until?? the other?? is?? done?? with?? grading?? stuff?? to?? argue?? about?? shortcut methods?? and other lecture concepts from their respective subjects??

hisoka voice is this what you're supposed to teach to the kids

chikage voice so who do you want to bet will confess first

hisoka voice nobody

also hisoka voice the kids will do it soon

guy voice should i be worried

the entire faculty voice no you're doing amazing sweetie

guy is the solemn foreign language prof and is the first guy that the kids grill in for information

gently, that is

muku is put forward as always because nobody will ever get angry with him when he asks some sensitive questions yes

and now they get a glimpse of afterschool bts

masumi voice why are we doing this again

kumon voice so that professor itaru knows that what he's doing it wrong!!! >:[

in this au, banri is itaru's distant cousin and is actually privy to what the faculty sees so he just snorts and waits for the chaos to unfold

sakuya's conscience comes a knocking but what about poor professor tasuku D:

yuki accidentally found out about tasuku and azuma and could only snort as he waits with banri for the chaos to unfold

also, rip kazu for sacrificing his phone to film itatsumu in the faculty

itatsumu voice kazu-kun, was there something you need

kazunari just watches from the sidelines after tsumugi lets him go back with his phone after telling him that He Is Very Disappointed In Him

itaru thinks it's a very effective punishment than suspension and detention lol

it was itaru who figures out why the kids were acting weird, especially when masumi comes up to him with the most constipated face to ask for "help" over his coursework

only for the assignment to be under tsumugi's subject yes

but just for fun, itaru badmouths tsumugi

the scandalized looks cracked him up so bad that he could almost forget the revelation that he maybe also likes tsumugi a lot

enter tsumugi who has a bunch of kids swearing to defend his honor from the asshole teacher itaru yes

he is curious about how it devolved to this

itaru tries to play it off cool but it's harder now since he's vv aware of his itty bitty gritty pining over the literary teacher

and tsumugi just,, gradually realizes it that maybe he enjoys arguing with itaru and would like to kiss him during that

oooo itatsumu wanna kiss so bad oooo except...the kids D:

hisoka deadpan voice now you're thinking about the kids

itaru voice at least im not confessing my love everyday to the art teacher and be taken wrongly every time

chikage voice yikes the burn is coming off strong

hisoka voice shut up at least i'm not spending time with the english professor under the guise of polishing your diction and pronunciation

guy voice so that's why citronia asked for me to buy some colorful stationery since he'll be tutoring someone yesterday

f for chikage

so now what

itatsumu pining and the kids become the unintentional wingman along the way

homare voice dear, just how long are you two planning to play this game

itaru face ??? tell that to your face first as you contemplate loving the existence of a marshmallow man

the faculty is just filled with pining and goading to confess to each other and with liberal amounts of roasting by virtue of hisoka mikage

and also goddamnit how did azuma and tasuku get together so peacefully

azuma voice communication is important

everyone: .

one of these days, itaru will reach that level of otherworldly aura that only azuma can emit and eVERYONE will see

but for now, he's still figuring out how to tell tsumugi that he's maybe in love with him

in the end, tsumugi grabs him by the collar and kissed him hard while itaru defends the need for only teaching shortcuts instead of the long-winded derivations because tsumugi, the school is very evil for giving timed exams okay let's help the kids as much as we ca-

and that's how itatsumu get together

the end

joke we need to think of the kids

rip itaru for badmouthing tsumugi that one time because now he's bearing the weight of their very judging stares

tsumugi voice why did you have to do this itaru

itaru: is currently dropkicking his previous self for making things harder now

muku voice with le wide eyes please don't hurt teacher tsumugi

kumon voice with wide eyes teacher itaru, please take care of tsumugi well!

look at this lethal combination

itaru immediately clears things up even if he knows banri is cackling him for his weak will

masumi voice suspicious

hisoka voice because he's coincidentally near enough to hear how itatsumu attempt to explain their relationship with the kids...very suspicious

also banri voice nah i don't trust

itaru voice how about i create a custom test for you during finals :)

everyone press f for the rest of the pining idiots in the faculty

when they're so sure that itatsumu wouldn't get together for at least a year or so but boom we're dating now, suckers

itaru voice HAH sucks to be single and pining

everyone kicks him /j

this is the beginning of my itatsumu agenda yall

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