No.

A thread: https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344400847426318337
No they didn’t. She did a mind trick, and beat a badly injured, emotionally compromised foe. The fact she was losing to Kylo when she got training and he was not injured at all shows his injury did play a role. So no. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344401361719283713
Eh. Not really. It’s basically Starkiller trench run, and that’s it. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344402057319440384
Pointless side quest? Was Han and Leia’s running useless because they ended up getting captured? No. They had a plan, and it almost worked. But they got caught.They almost saved the Resistance. Far from “useless side plot.” Finn was awesome in this trilogy. In TROS he was general https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344402635424555010
“Ruined.” He fell. Then he had to learn to be the legend he was before. It’s a classic “I’m broken but I need to become the hero again” trope. Logan does the same thing. And of course people will say “but that makes sense.” I think Luke makes sense as well. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344403045182935040
Phasma captures them, almost gets them executed, and then has an awesome fight scene. Boba Fett tracked them for the Empire to capture. Phasma wins (on films alone of course. Boba Fett is definitely better now due to the Mandalorian). She’s cool and awesome 😎 https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344403520355635200
Winning while injured and emotionally compromised till the foe surprised him and got in tune with the force isn’t idiotic to me. If he wasn’t injured, fine. But he was, and she connected to the force to beat him. He was super impressive in the fight for lasting that long. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344404779993157632
I disagree. They don’t really fit anywhere. They weren’t needed for this trilogy. Maybe they could’ve written them in, but it wasn’t necessary. And they don’t ignore Anakin or the PT. Making references to Vader multiple times,having his voice, and the Jedi’s failure recognizes it https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344405495033995264
Was it really necessary? Did they really need to say “We’re in mustafar now. Hope I find that way findy thingy https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344406068495962112
They could rule the galaxy differently. He wanted them to rule the galaxy together. To forget everything from before. Forget the old. Move on from him trying to be something he’s not, and wanting Rey to forget the Resistance. This doesn’t ignore his arc,or contradict what he says https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344406592649789440
Worst tweet in the thread. I don’t even have to say it.

Rose is the bomb 💣 https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344407282151346176
Rey isn’t a Mary Sue. She does lightning, yeah. Nothing says that requires training. In fact even in the books in the new Disney canon Dooku accidentally uses lightning. So this wouldn’t make her a Mary Sue. You can say “I want it to be like legends where you need to train.” https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344407617934770176
I agree. Literally the stupidest decision they made was splitting the trilogy. I mean having multiple directors is fine (I mean the OT exists). But the OT had one vision behind it, whereas the ST didn’t. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344414602793201665?s=21 https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344414602793201665
“Causes 90% of the problems.” How? He made dumb decisions and mistakes. But the only terrible consequence that came from him was Finn and Rose getting captured, and the leak of Holdo’s plan, which was Finns fault for letting DJ even hear that. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344414873556496391
Not moronic. It was literally genius and there have been hints to it in the movies and out. It connects the ST to the OT and PT for the most part.There doesn’t need to be an explanation of how.We can put two and two together in the film,It doesn’t make Anakins sacrifice worthless https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344415966172749824
Yes, she isn’t a Skywalker by blood. It doesn’t matter what your blood is, which is the whole point. And Ben made the choice to end his bloodline through his sacrifice. It’s not Rey’s fault. She wanted the name, so she took it to respect them and keep the name going. It’s not bad https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344416907307446274
I literally thought that it was one of the coolest things ever. The only things in the movie that suspended my belief where the light speed skipping and the Holdo maneuver being used again despite being a one in a million shot (like good writing JJ. Very solid 🙄) https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344417733409198080
Definitely not the worst duels. Overall, I think they did a good job. Not Duel of the Fates or Battle of the Heroes level, but not bad. I’d say they were even better than some PT lightsaber fights (some). And choreography wise, better than the OT except maybe ROTJ. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344419954939092997
Unnecessary doesn’t equal bad.

Racist?! Are you kidding me?! Like this is so dumb. I feel like the term racist has lost all meaning now. It’s actually really insulting to call something racist when real racism exists. It really downplay actual racism. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344421046506680327
??? Her sacrifice was awesome and sad. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344421754480037888
“Compelling arc.” He screams and has Kylo question him and his usefulness. He was never a Tarkin. He wasn’t this intimidating officer. He just was. Then in TLJ he was utterly humiliated. https://twitter.com/cringe_star/status/1344421984852193282
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