Brexiteers have an incredible capacity to glorify one thing one minute - remember the US-UK trade deal? - conveniently forget about that one thing (bc it was a fucking unicorn), before moving UNIFORMLY like a church of bald, pasty, white middle-aged Daleks to the next apparent

beacon of wonderment. Think sugar-rushing children midway through an "insane" 8th birthday party that can't stop blurting out unintelligible codshit. So Donald Trump - Brexit's unwitting grand wizard - wasn't quite the godly totem splattered with middle-aged jizum he was supposed

to be (exit CUMmings / Cain). Swiftly on to the next fountain of Brexitopia psychosis!! Of course! The Trans Pacific partnership! -that absolutely nobody has been talking about because IT IS FUCKING MILES AWAY & REPLETE WITH SUBSTANDARD BOLLOCKS. And like a flock of idiots

emerging as one from white British car park cesspits & villages built around service station communities, they pick up their by now knackered flag masts & hoist their newfound Brexit roadmaps, like Moses frog-jumping down Sinai, hollering "WTO RULES!!? WTO RUUUuuuuullllles! "

They are a profoundly brainwashed horde of the manically depressed. Their fantasies are made of such self-damaging hogwash, we may as well call it terrorism. They will be calling for the moon to be scavenged for its calcium and the rings of Saturn to be siphoned for alternative

sources of methane to ventilate dairy farms with. They are the unabashed wankstains of the 21st century. A congregation of people SO indefensibly stupid, they proactively made Farage, Trump, Gove & Johnson their sagacious grand masters. And here we are, plotting trade with China:

a slightly shitter, slightly junkier, increasingly immoral, absolutely fucking miles away and planet-destroying version of WHAT WE ALREADY FUCKING HAD. Fucking bellends.

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