Every zombie story is now obsolete. There won't be hordes of scavengers fighting neck and neck for dwindling resources. There will, instead, be a small group of people saying, "Don't go near the zombies" while everyone else says "You can't tell me what to do" as they're eaten.

"If a zombie bites you, you become one of them," says a doctor.

"Hey, you can't tell me what to do," says the county commissioner who slathers herself in BBQ sauce and goes for a walk among the mindless brain-munchers.

After the first act bloodbath, the survivors will gather in their walled compounds and ask strangers, "What happens if you get bitten?" If the answer is anything but, "Duh, you get turned," that stranger is sent away to fend for themselves.

Another 200k of our fellow citizens are probably going to die needlessly from COVID-19, and Gritty knows how many will die because the hospitals will be full of people drowning in their lungs. A lot of this could have been prevented.

Instead, we have idiots who are worshipping Mammon or Supply-Side Jesus or Ayn Rand, and they're bringing us all down with them.

I resent all of this.

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