Anyone saying "This year happened for you, not to you. There's a divine plan!" can go jump right in a lake.
I posted a longer version of this on IG. I know it's going to get me in trouble. I know it's going to be "oOOOoooOOOooo BiRDiE is BeInG NEGaTiVe aGAin" and it just so happens that I am FRESH OUT of fucks to give.

FRESH. OUT.
86'd all of my fucks in 2020!
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