Dear Employees: As CEO of this company, I have resigned myself that Biden is the Pres & that our taxes/fees will increase significantly. To compensate for the increase, our prices would need to increase around 10%. Since we cannot increase prices due to the current economy, (1/3)

We will need to lay off 60 of our employees. This has been very difficult, as I believe we are family. I didn't know who would have to go, so I did the only fair thing. I walked through our parking lot & found 60 Biden/Harris bumper stickers on our employees' cars & decided (2/3)

that they will be the ones to let go. I cannot think of a fairer way to handle this issue. They voted for changes, so I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at our annual company picnic (3/3).