Look, I’ve scraped up actual pieces of people, had to roll more dead bodies than I care to remember, cut some down, clipped the cable ties, seen screaming death happen. Even taken the knife away as it swings.

I can’t stand this “Brexit has traumatised me” codshit.

Grow. Up.

You want to be upset, fine.

You want to compare it to actual trauma? You need go somewhere quiet and far away from society, and stay there until you’ve emotionally developed beyond the toddler phase.

It’s deluded, self-interested, ego-tripping crap. Park the sodding am-dram.

I can’t believe people even need this tightener but trust me, there’s actual correspondence which indicates they do.

Genuinely so pissed off at seeing it I’ve struggled to even write these three tweets.