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ranking the f1 2020 grid official driver profiles according to how much sleep they look like theyâve gotten: a thread
10 for a good nightâs rest, 1 for no sleep at all. ok letâs do this
alex - he looks like he woke up from a nightmare about his cat dying at 4am and hasnât been able to go back to sleep since. tears in his eyes. maybe the nightmare was his 2020 season. 4/10
valtteri - a comfortable amount of sleep, enough to function at a higher level of thinking throughout the day. he needs all that sleep to keep up with lewis everyday. 9/10
romain - he got a decent amount of sleep, 6ish hours. his kids probably woke him up by jumping on his bed but he loves them anyway so itâs fine. 7/10
pierre - heâs running on the bare minimum amount of proper sleep. one wrong move and he WILL cut you. 5/10
antonio - this man is a vampire i think. he sleeps either 10 hours or not at all. 8.5/10
daniil - mans hasnât gotten a wink of sleep. someone dragged him out here and if he has to listen to max talk shit for any longer heâs going LOSE it. 1/10
lewis - you KNOW he sleeps at 9:30pm and wakes up at 6am to go jogging. full skincare routine before bed, essential oils for sleeping, roscoe tucked right next to him. the secret to success is a good nightâs rest. 10/10
nicky - stayed up a little too long binging video essays on youtube about obscure pieces of media. he might be a little bit sleep deprived but at least he had fun. 6/10
charles - overslept. he rolled straight out of bed before showing up. splashed some water on his face, threw on his wrinkled race suit, and decided it was fine. iâm going to gift him a hairbrush for his birthday. 10/10
k-mag: made the regretful decision to drink coffee at 8pm. couldnât sleep until an hour before he had to get up. ready to throw hands with god. granted, kevinâs always ready to throw hands, sleep deprived or not. 2/10
lando - stayed up a lil too late trashtalking liam payne on e-racing. lando, a little time away from the sim will be good for u. ur eyes aren't even looking in the same direction anymore. go to sleep, brother. 1/10
estaban Ăłcon - looks like he cried himself to sleep. maybe this was after he found out danny was leaving him for mclaren. or the night pierre won in italy. either way he's doing thru it. rip estaban. 4/10
checo - mans is RESTED and BOOKED. this is how he looked going to sleep after signing wirth red bull in abu dhabi. not a single care in the world. you WISH you were this comfortable. 11/10
kimi - has this man ever slept in his life? kimi blink twice if u need help. -1/10
danny - rough night for dannyric, it seems. did he cry over his lack of wdcs? dont worry, danny. next season looks like your time to shine. hang in there. 3/10
george - this empty, soulless look in his eyes. foreshadowing for his tires getting punctured at the sakhir gp? maybe. he only knows pain. 2.5/10
carlos - he had a full night of rest. tucked himself in knowing he has hoards of f1 stans eating out of his palms by way of carlando propaganda. whether he has a nightmare ahead with ferrari is neither here nor there. 9.5/10
max - probably sleeps with one eye open. 3 hours of sleep, tops. every night he dreams of beating lewis to the championship. keep dreaming, lil frog man. 4/10
seb - this is the look of a man who has resigned himself to an entire year of mental and physical torture. the grass is greener on the other side, sebastian. and by that i mean that aston martin is literally green. -100/10
