Let's make 2021 the year where we all get suits that say, "I don't have to work."
"Hey...are you working today?" "Hell no!"
"Another great day making money without working."
"What kind of idiot wears a tweed jacket on television?" "Well, the answer is pretty simple...a person who doesn't need to work!"
"Tough day at work?" ::puts hand in pocket again:: "No."
::fasts on Mondays, long lunches on Tuesdays::
"If it's a long lunch, it must be a weekday."
2021: the Year of the Week-long Weekend.
Whether Summer or Winter, not gonna work.
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