things i can't believe actually happened:
- louis literally shouted "BOYFRIEND" while holding harry from the back in that shop in wellington
- harry really jumped and kissed louis on the neck in front of the camera like btch wtf??

- they discussed who's in front and who's behind and went by "we kinda share that really"??
- harry really noded when a fan asked him if he and louis were dating...
- jay tweeted "my son returns to his husband tomorrow" and tagged harry??

- "my first real crush was louis tomlinson, it's mutual we've discussed it"
- "and i'd marry you harry"
- louis literally confirmed he gave harry the love bite on his neck??
- louis opened twitter, typed "always in my heart @/Harry_Styles, yours sincerely Louis." and tweeted it?

- louis really told harry "i'm in love with you" after harry yelled in awe because L had said he's currently with someone
- harry asked louis for a bj in the middle of an interview
- harry found a pair of handcuffs on the stage showed them to louis and he answeted "later"??

- louis got the DAGGER??
- "i'm in love with LOU and all HIS little things"??
- "i can't compete with MY boyfriend he's got 27 tattoos"??
- "it's been ages different stages come so far from princess park"??
- "sweet creature we started two hearts in one home"??

- L: "i have loved HIM since we were 18"...H: "16"
- how many of you got girlfriends or boyfriends idk? 2 and...
L:" and the rest of them all got boyfriends"
H: "louis'...louis' boyfriend"
L: "yeah yeah that's gonna have to come out now"

and the last :)
-who is larry stylinson?
L: "that is a conspiracy, a fanfiction that is made up between me and harry, well i guess it's pretty graphic apparently me and harry are together and my girlfriend isn't real oh yeah it's serious"