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Rosé solo is coming? Dubious financial advice on how to raise funds for RS1 — a thread.
When the preorder link drops liquidate and withdraw from your RRSP, 401(k), or whatever your equivalent is for retirement savings.
Still in school and all available money is paying the tuition? Drop out — Rosé did it and look where she is now.
Pay the bare minimum $10 balance required on your next three credit card bills.
Take out a second mortgage or a line of equity on your home. Interest rates are incredibly low right now so borrowing money is cheap cheap cheap. When rates go back up it will mean you’ll have made money — this totally makes sense.
Don’t own a home? Great, that likely means you aren’t saddled by soul crushing debt. Have student loans aka soul crushing debt? I’m sure your government is forgiving some of it in the future — they’re doing it for Rosé’s solo. That’s her money now.
Live with your parents. RS1 is worth the constant invasion of privacy and the sliced fruit your mother will bring you.
Buy stocks now and sell when preorder links drop. Stocks always go up. Look at March 2020 and then look at today. Exactly.
Have a child. The government (in Canada at least) will provide financial assistance to help families with the cost of raising each child under the age of 18. This means more babies = more RS1 sales.
