AKA Billy 🐂💩 frequently appears on Faux News as a “Former @NYPDnews officer”- which really begs the question-who over there is vetting guests, @SteveHarveyFM? A basic Google search would show you this guy spent less than a year on the beat, two on a desk being a paper pusher b4
He got out on a disability pension for hurting his trigger finger. 👉🔫. Here’s how he described his injury to @DatelineNBC
What’s not mentioned is this allowed him to get a 3/4 disability pension. Every month, $3,000 of our tax 💵 are doled out to Bill b/c the gov’t believes he’s too disabled to be a contributing member of society.
This has been going on for 30+ years!
Do the math-we’re talking $1M🤬
Yet Bill is by his own measure in the “best shape of his life” & has a ton of videos out there of him firing weapons. Here are two of them.
Those 👉s look👌 just fine to me 😏
“America’s Body💪uard” looks #PreparedNotScared to go back to work. There’s no longer a reason to let him live off the system, it’s time for personal fiscal responsibility to kick in and for his bootstraps to carry him upward! 💰🏋🏼🥴 #CoNsErVaTiSm #PracticeWhatYouPreach
It’s something @NYC_DOI is 👀 into now- how could the NYPD declare someone too disabled to fire a gun 4 work one min but then give them a CONCEALED CARRY LICENSE the next?
🤔👃🐟❗️
But here’s Bill on @FoxBusiness
admitting to having one & we “should want to run behind him”.
Well Bill, maybe in an emergency we would consider it but we’ll never follow your jump after what happened to you. It’s well known that you don’t look before you leap 🏃🏽‍♂️, you trigger 👉 happy dumb ass! 😂
. @NYCComptroller @NYSComptroller @NYC_DOI I’m still having some difficulty understanding why this guy couldn’t go back to work. 🧐
W/ millions of New Yorkers struggling to eat & our City/State billions in debt, this is some easy & fraudulent fat to trim https://twitter.com/sadenss/status/765958444948058113?s=21
Yet beyond these Ellis-esqe (see what I did there?) resume problems, Bill has actually been *caught red handed* twice (!!!) misrepresenting himself in past cases.

The first was in Kansas City, MO where he was allowed to pose as a PI (for 5 minutes) b4 https://krcgtv.com/news/local/what-it-takes-to-be-a-private-investigator-in-missouri
But for 10 YEARS 🤯 without any challenge, Bill has appeared on @CNN & @FoxNews as some sort of police/terrorism expert? 🤨

Does @factcheckdotorg do Human Relations Hiring? Sounds like we need them to, as scam artists are able to walk off the street & onto the national airwaves.
Which begs the ❓: On what fucking 🌎 is he qualified to speak about these things? Unless Osama Bin Laden got a desk ticket for a broken taillight in the South Bronx during the late 80s, Bill had no experience w/him or terrorism.
That’s like me making a ladies man check list!💁🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈
Plus @InsideEdition also lets him on to tell people how to escape shooting situations, yet Bill by his own admission to NY Mag has never been involved in a firefight or negotiated with a shooter. What relevant experience did he posses to allow him on air? https://www.insideedition.com/headlines/13353-how-to-use-a-belt-to-barricade-a-door-during-a-shooting
Maybe they could have me on @HowardStern to talk about how many women I’ve slept with, I guarantee you the number exceeds the amount of crimes @realbillstanton has solved. 💁🏻‍♂️ 🌈✨
His only job experience was a bouncer at a posh night club so unless shootings now involve adjusting rope lines & talking @ChakaKhan down when she gets angry if you didn’t hold her drink, Bill has as much experience w/safety+security as @JennaEllisEsq does arguing b4 @SCOTUSblog
Frankly, Bill is more qualified to check fake IDs at “the Snug” or “Fellas” on a CI Saturday night than he is addressing police to any audience.

Maybe a new career path for when #FreeJane throws your ass out on the street? 🤔 #TeddysTake #FreeAdvice #YoureWelcome #DivorceIsHard
However, this time I have to give Bill a hand here (even one with a working trigger finger 👉 😉)- as he pioneered his fraudulent path YEARS before Jenna Ellis ever took the LSAT & based on how often he gets on TV, he’s shown us all he’s not the fool here- *we* are. 🙈🤦🏻‍♂️
He’s executed this “con” flawlessly & even when he’s fucked up, NATIONAL NEWS NETWORKS @CNN @FoxNews @ABCNewsLive, our source for vital information in emergencies, haven’t even bothered to do a background check before letting him on the air.
They needed #GoodTeddyWithTheReceipts
Because sadly for Bill, 3 years ago he made a BIG MISTAKE & gained enemies who aren’t going anywhere + aren’t backing down.
We’re smart, we have 🧾, & your schtick all figured out and now, most fittingly, we’re calling 🐂💩 on *you* until you are never heard from again #Canceled
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