Kiss, kiss, AND fall in love? in THIS economy?

I am here today to review the 1st episode of Ouran High School Host Club, the anime romcom about rich people that you probably know it already why am I explaining it?
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My deep dark backstory reveal is that I was friends with, like, actual nerds in high school, so I have seen this show, but it was 10 years ago.
I love that in the first 30 seconds Haruhi is already like "leisure is a privilege reserved exclusively for those with the financial means to avoid the consequence of not working. in this essay I will"
I love that in the first 30 seconds Haruhi is already like "leisure is a privilege reserved exclusively for those with the financial means to avoid the consequence of not working. in this essay I will"
I love that in the first 30 seconds Haruhi is already like "leisure is a privilege reserved exclusively for those with the financial means to avoid the consequence of not working. in this essay I will"
The way all the wealthy students talk like they low-key think feudalism is still happening. like "I was not aware that serfs could read. truly a marvel."
the viewer will not be allowed to forget that there is a priceless vase just kind of sitting out in the open like that
Tamaki: you are so bold to transcend the class boundary and seek an education outside of your domain 😔🙏 such an inspiration

Haruhi: I am not an inspiration I am a high schooler

Tamaki: Cool! I’m an Aries
MMM WATCHA SAY.........
Yeah I’ll say it: this one’s on the Host Club for not having vase insurance
THE TRUE CLASS DIVIDE IS BETWEEN THOSE WHO MUST SUFFER FOR THEIR MISTAKES AND THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD NOT TO. IN THIS ESSAY
THE TRUE CLASS DIVIDE IS BETWEEN THOSE WHO MUST SUFFER FOR THEIR MISTAKES AND THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD NOT TO. IN THIS ESSAY
THE TRUE CLASS DIVIDE IS BETWEEN THOSE WHO MUST SUFFER FOR THEIR MISTAKES AND THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD NOT TO. IN THIS ESSAY
the legends are true??? I thought Folger's Instant Coffee was a myth told to children to scare them
the legends are true??? I thought Folger's Instant Coffee was a myth told to children to scare them
the legends are true??? I thought Folger's Instant Coffee was a myth told to children to scare them
nobody was cheering ME on when I was doing this in undergrad
nobody was cheering ME on when I was doing this in undergrad
nobody was cheering ME on when I was doing this in undergrad
every day I wonder how many people were genuinely radicalized by Ouran High School Host Club
AND THATS GONNA MAKE MY FATHER FEEL BETTER HOW??
AND THATS GONNA MAKE MY FATHER FEEL BETTER HOW??
AND THATS GONNA MAKE MY FATHER FEEL BETTER HOW??
Tamaki Suoh: the ideal relationship dynamic is mama bird/baby bird no I will not elaborate
scrolling through tumblr once every three weeks just to passively observe whatever tf y'all are into these days
scrolling through tumblr once every three weeks just to passively observe whatever tf y'all are into these days
scrolling through tumblr once every three weeks just to passively observe whatever tf y'all are into these days
Haruhi, taking careful notes: some girls appear to want a boyfriend who is also a son. I do not have time to unpack ALL that
Haruhi, taking careful notes: some girls appear to want a boyfriend who is also a son. I do not have time to unpack ALL that
Haruhi, taking careful notes: some girls appear to want a boyfriend who is also a son. I do not have time to unpack ALL that
show: rich people don't know what instant coffee is

me: haha

show: and they can pay law enforcement officials to look out for their own interests to the point where the concept of "justice" is rendered meaningless

me, sweating: haha
What IS that? Some kind of PEASANT expression?
This is how you win the class war
This is how you win the class war
This is how you win the class war
I meant to bring this up earlier, but. have you ever seen a flirting style that could so accurately be described as UTILITARIAN
I meant to bring this up earlier, but. have you ever seen a flirting style that could so accurately be described as UTILITARIAN
I meant to bring this up earlier, but. have you ever seen a flirting style that could so accurately be described as UTILITARIAN
I meant to bring this up earlier, but. have you ever seen a flirting style that could so accurately be described as UTILITARIAN
I meant to bring this up earlier, but. have you ever seen a flirting style that could so accurately be described as UTILITARIAN
GET RID OF THE GLASSES! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S E E
The errand boy.... is now an errand MANđŸ€
All girls want to hear is those 3 little words....... “I can cook”
All girls want to hear is those 3 little words....... “I can cook”
All girls want to hear is those 3 little words....... “I can cook”
All girls want to hear is those 3 little words....... “I can cook”
All girls want to hear is those 3 little words....... “I can cook”
Tamaki: yes, fatherhood can be tough sometimes, but if there's one thing I've learned over the past 30 minutes it's that you have to let them leave the nest and fly on their own eventually....
Tamaki: yes, fatherhood can be tough sometimes, but if there's one thing I've learned over the past 30 minutes it's that you have to let them leave the nest and fly on their own eventually....
Tamaki: yes, fatherhood can be tough sometimes, but if there's one thing I've learned over the past 30 minutes it's that you have to let them leave the nest and fly on their own eventually....
wtf someone tried to release my textbooks back into the wild
wtf someone tried to release my textbooks back into the wild
wtf someone tried to release my textbooks back into the wild
Tamaki: just because I am being uncharacteristically kind and selfless DOESN’T mean I am off-brand
Tamaki: just because I am being uncharacteristically kind and selfless DOESN’T mean I am off-brand
Tamaki: just because I am being uncharacteristically kind and selfless DOESN’T mean I am off-brand
Hmmmmm maybe later
This inexplicable phenomenon unfortunately happens all the time at Rich Bastard High😔 some mysteries will never be solved😔
Ojousama: you know the host club only likes you because they enjoy the novelty of your rustic personality?

Haruhi: At least I have a personality xoxo

Ojousama: BLOCKED
Can’t spell PRETTY without PETTY
Can’t spell PRETTY without PETTY
Can’t spell PRETTY without PETTY
Can’t spell PRETTY without PETTY
LOVE that Haruhi's relationship with gender is just (shrug emoji)
LOVE that Haruhi's relationship with gender is just (shrug emoji)
LOVE that Haruhi's relationship with gender is just (shrug emoji)
LOVE that Haruhi's relationship with gender is just (shrug emoji)
LOVE that Haruhi's relationship with gender is just (shrug emoji)
Tamaki: are you a boy or a girl?

Haruhi: I’m in debt
Oh well if I *HAVE* to continue to make a ton of beautiful girls fall in love with me then I suppose I will manage to live with it
Oh well if I *HAVE* to continue to make a ton of beautiful girls fall in love with me then I suppose I will manage to live with it
Oh well if I *HAVE* to continue to make a ton of beautiful girls fall in love with me then I suppose I will manage to live with it
Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls
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