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(THREAD): Because I haven’t overdone this format/joke.... Policing but it’s gifs from Toy Story
We all know one.
All the gear, no idea.
All the gear, no idea.
The IVMA systems now they shut off over a certain speed.
Store workers trying to show us CCTV when they don’t know how it works.
ARV’s when you takeaway their protein shakes.
Getting response driving courses like...
A probationer watching an old sweat do the paperwork after a domestic.
And if you’re in for long enough snd lose your will to life you’ll eventually go up on the pay scale. Make sure you pay into the pension scheme I’m due to retire soon
“Where do you wanna go for refs?”
Knowing full well you’ll both end up at the same place you eat at every shift.
Knowing full well you’ll both end up at the same place you eat at every shift.
100% every custody Sgt ever. Real bundles of joy and love. Sarcasm? What’s that?
“My sons out of control”
‘Ma’am your son is five years old’
“Are you saying it’s okay to assault people officer”
....
‘Ma’am your son is five years old’
“Are you saying it’s okay to assault people officer”
....
Errrr...I’ll let you make your own assumptions about this one.
Night shift and the BP staff let you in
Watching body worn footage of a colleague falling over
(My obligatory one jab at CID every thread)
CID refusing to take on a job
CID refusing to take on a job
‘Your annual leave request has been rejected’
Confiscating large quantities of cash from crims
The Q word summed up in one gif.
‘Fuck the fedz init... ACAB’
Coffee to my last brain cell on nights
Losing your favourite colleague to a specialist team.
The end.
