FFXIV JOBS AND THEIR PERFORMANCE IN BED: A GUIDE

DRK: kinky sex. sometimes calls out their own name in the middle, which is sort of weird
WAR: not as good as they used to be, but still dicks/straps you down like a champion
GNB: calls their strap "danger zone" and orgasm "blasting zone"
PLD: sex is a little predictable, but they do a good job at making sure you're taken care of regardless
WHM: basic but powerful technique. might get a bit sadistic and start talking about "blood for the blood lily" - it's just pillow talk
AST: trying to balance far too many things at once. technique is based on your preference. virgo?
SCH: has read a lot of sex blogs to explore new techniques. has snacks next to the bed to keep up their energy
BLM: likes to be strapped down. will only strap you if you're on top, will lose focus if forced to move
RDM: when they finish, they FINISH.
SMN: refuses to have sex if anything less than a threesome. likes to make dragon noises in the heat of the moment
DNC: flexible. will make you better at sex just by having sex with you.
BRD: takes a really long time to build up to a pretty disappointing orgasm, all things told
MCH: builds their own fucking machines. extensive collection of sex toys.
MNK: starts fast. finishes fast.
DRG: likes to be collared and leashed. makes a lot of weird noises. has a few fantasy dildos
SAM: takes a bit to build up, but will hilt you when at full strength
NIN: technique is a little bewildering but the results are undeniable. most powerful when they can take you from behind
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