Here is 3 Doors Down on the USS George H.W. Bush.

The bridge is one of the least interesting places on the ship: "Here's where we steer the ship and try not to hit anything."

All told, if you can't open CIC for whatever reason, then the main engine rooms are the most interesting space on the ship. And the repair lockers.

It's a nice view from up there, though.

Jessica Simpson in 2010 got a superior tour of the Harry S Truman.

Tom Hardy on the Bush in 2017.

Duck Dynasty checks in on the USS Stout, along with Adam LaRoche in 2013

This is just a wonderful picture, revisiting Jessica Simpson on the Truman

Here is Kim Kardashian on the USS San Diego.

This is Blink182 on the Nimitz in 2003

Why does Travis Barker need to have his shirt off on a USO visit

I didn't realize how gosh-damned hilarious these celebrities-on-ships photos are.

Oh wow... Brooke Shields on The Midway in 1991. VMAQ-2's unit patch is... from a different era.

Really the USO tour is the luck of the draw. Sometimes you get Tom Hardy and Jessica Biel, other times you get ... Martin Dempsey

Anyway, here's the Duchess of Sussex on the USS Ross.

Here's Toby Kieth on the Cape St. George performing with the current commander of 4th Fleet, then-Capt. Donald Gabrielson in 2012. Ship looks mighty fine there, RADM Gabrielson.

Toby Keith for me is the soundtrack of regrettable post-9/11 jingoism, but damned if that man wasn't generous with his time for service members. He didn't need to fly out to the Arabian Sea to perform for 200 sailors on a VLS launcher.

Anyway, here's Peyton Manning on the John C. Stennis, telling sailors about the benefits of auto coverage with Nationwide Insurance and the glories of Papa Johns pizza.

Good luck one-upping Raquel Welch on USS Ranger in 1967, tho. Impossible standard.

Anyhoo Scott Stapp of Creed on the Ronald Reagan. I shall say no more, as this was nice of him.

Utilities were a proper uniform.