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There’s a genre of guy (and it’s always a guy, white, middle class, probably has two surnames, parents help pay his rent, aged 20-40, cis-hetero and painfully, desperately single, likely works in advertising or corporate law) whose entire personality is hating me on Twitter.
Imagine that? I’m literally nobody, I don’t have a weekly column at a major newspaper, nobody recognises me on the street, I have virtually no political influence outside of the few articles I pitch and get paid to write, but still, anything I tweet gets screenshotted by this guy
My advice to you is to find some other kind of happiness in your life, use your parents’ money to get therapy. Get on Tinder and find yourself someone desperate enough to settle for someone as empty and shallow as you. Move on. I promise you your life will be better.
These people act like I was personally responsible for their project (abusing centre-left political journalists on the internet in the hope that it would ultimately lead to Jeremy Corbyn winning an election) failing. I’m not though, it would have failed with or without me.
So please, yalla, find something else to spend your time on in 2021. I stopped reading your posts like a year ago my dudes, and my life has improved significantly for it. Peace and love x
I should have added that like 80% of these guys are called Tom.
Getting screenshotted by Tom Cholmondeley-Price for the third time in a week because in his opinion I have allegedly betrayed the working classes by sharing the JLM submission the EHRC on Twitter.
His avi is usually a Simpsons screenshot or some manner of badly taxidermied animal.
