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Do you ever stop and think about how Sope's love language is 90% just messing with each other like how are they so annoying and yet so fond at the same time ??
hobi: it looks like a painting
yoongi: but it's not a painting
hobi: well YOU'RE A PAINTING
yoongi *flustered*: well YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT
yoongi: but it's not a painting
hobi: well YOU'RE A PAINTING
yoongi *flustered*: well YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT
yoongi: did you know i punched a bear in the face?
hobi: lol pics or it didn't happen
yoongi: uhh maybe later got any food?
hobi: ya here have this breakfast food abomination i made up
*5 mins later*
hobi *laughing evilly*: is it good
yoongi *visibly holding back tears*: uh huh
hobi: lol pics or it didn't happen
yoongi: uhh maybe later got any food?
hobi: ya here have this breakfast food abomination i made up
*5 mins later*
hobi *laughing evilly*: is it good
yoongi *visibly holding back tears*: uh huh
yoongi: i'm thirsty
hobi: here have some water just don't lick it please
yoongi: *immediately puts the bottle directly in his mouth*
...
hobi: bro
yoongi: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU OK ???
hobi: here have some water just don't lick it please
yoongi: *immediately puts the bottle directly in his mouth*
...
hobi: bro
yoongi: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU OK ???
hobi: *messes with yoongi's hair*
yoongi:
hobi: lolll why are you so red hyung is it because your hair is red?*
yoongi: wdym red i've never been red in my life kindly leave me here to die ok
(* I'm not even kidding this is a direct quote)
yoongi:
hobi: lolll why are you so red hyung is it because your hair is red?*
yoongi: wdym red i've never been red in my life kindly leave me here to die ok
(* I'm not even kidding this is a direct quote)
hobi: we should become a pop duo
yoon: *one-upping him*: haha ok and run a food market
hobi: haha and do a skincare vlog
yoon: lol sweet can i have a silver one?
hobi *sweating*: and write and perform a Japanese trot song
yoon: only
ifwecanwearsparklyoutfits
yoon: *one-upping him*: haha ok and run a food market
hobi: haha and do a skincare vlog
yoon: lol sweet can i have a silver one?
hobi *sweating*: and write and perform a Japanese trot song
yoon: only
ifwecanwearsparklyoutfits
yoongi: *creates and stars in the most badass music video of 2020*
hobi: I MADE THIS FOR YOU YOU STRAWBERRY-PICKING ELSA-LOOKIN ARMY-BOMB-HEADED WEEB
hobi: I MADE THIS FOR YOU YOU STRAWBERRY-PICKING ELSA-LOOKIN ARMY-BOMB-HEADED WEEB
hobi: do you know if you hold your breath for 10-seconds per day you can literally save the environment?
yoongi: OMG that does nothing LOSER
*later that day*
hobi: hyung you're turning blue
yoongi *suffocating*: ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵛᶦʳᵒⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ
yoongi: OMG that does nothing LOSER
*later that day*
hobi: hyung you're turning blue
yoongi *suffocating*: ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵛᶦʳᵒⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ
*yoongi sits on hobi's thigh*
hobi: my leg is falling asleep
yoongi: *straight up just switches to the other thigh*
hobi: ₒₖ
hobi: my leg is falling asleep
yoongi: *straight up just switches to the other thigh*
hobi: ₒₖ
*bts dubbing each other*
yoongi: I WANNA BE J-HOPE HAHAHA I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SOUND SO F*CKING STUPID
also yoongi *dubbing hobi*: "hi i'm the most beautiful man alive i am extremely attractive both in looks and vocal quality how are you today?"
the rest of bts: whipped
yoongi: I WANNA BE J-HOPE HAHAHA I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SOUND SO F*CKING STUPID
also yoongi *dubbing hobi*: "hi i'm the most beautiful man alive i am extremely attractive both in looks and vocal quality how are you today?"
the rest of bts: whipped
yoongi: did you know hobi's dad collects scholarly stones
hobi: how did YOU know that ??
yoongi: i know everything about you it's cool be cool
hobi: ??!?
hobi: how did YOU know that ??
yoongi: i know everything about you it's cool be cool
hobi: ??!?
hobi: lolll hyung you're so embarassing you can't even look me in the eye
yoongi: *looks hoseok directly in the eyes for 40 minutes*
hobi:
yoongi: *looks hoseok directly in the eyes for 40 minutes*
hobi:
yoongi: hahaha your hands are so smol my hands are SO MUCH BIGGER than yours here look *presses their hands together*
hobi: *intertwines their fingers*
yoongi: *faints*
hobi: *intertwines their fingers*
yoongi: *faints*
hobi: i like your... *scans photos of yoongi* crotch area
yoongi: well i like literally everything about you but i don't go around SHOUTING ABOUT IT ALL RIGHT
yoongi: well i like literally everything about you but i don't go around SHOUTING ABOUT IT ALL RIGHT
yoongi: i want jhope to get the punishment
hobi: but i want us both to get the punishment
yoongi: no just you
hobi: no YOU
*5 minutes later when yoongi gets the punishment*
hobi: none of this would have happened if you weren't such a SCAB
hobi: but i want us both to get the punishment
yoongi: no just you
hobi: no YOU
*5 minutes later when yoongi gets the punishment*
hobi: none of this would have happened if you weren't such a SCAB
yoongi: *cries at mama*
hobi: loll hyung you're so funny
yoongi: *is actually crying*
hobi:
hobi: loll hyung you're so funny
yoongi: *is actually crying*
hobi:
yoongi: i'm a better dancer than j-hope
hobi: prove it
*cue sope dance off*
hobi: it's true i am the worst dancer in all bts yoongi hyung is king he is lord of the dance
hobi: prove it
*cue sope dance off*
hobi: it's true i am the worst dancer in all bts yoongi hyung is king he is lord of the dance
Outsourced content because cat is funnier than me: https://twitter.com/myhopebox/status/1343732975326932993?s=20
boy with luv: *come be my teaaacherrrr*
yoongi:
hobi:
yoongi:
yoongi:
hobi:
yoongi:
yoongi: remember that time i saved your life
hobi: no you didn't
yoongi: i carried you to the hospital on MY BACK you only survived because of me you little prince
hobi: little prince?
yoongi:
hobi:
yoongi: anyway i'm basically a superhero
hobi: no you didn't
yoongi: i carried you to the hospital on MY BACK you only survived because of me you little prince
hobi: little prince?
yoongi:
hobi:
yoongi: anyway i'm basically a superhero
yoongi: jhope's sister is so pretty
yoongi: like probably the prettiest girl in the world
yoongi: i'm kinda obsessed with her she's SO pretty
yoongi: "i wanna cry"-level pretty
bts: ...
yoongi: she looks just like jhope haha
bts: ?
yoongi: that's why i said she's pretty
yoongi: like probably the prettiest girl in the world
yoongi: i'm kinda obsessed with her she's SO pretty
yoongi: "i wanna cry"-level pretty
bts: ...
yoongi: she looks just like jhope haha
bts: ?
yoongi: that's why i said she's pretty
Ok I'm stopping here for now but please understand that there are sources for EVERY SINGLE POST IN THIS THREAD because THEY ARE THE WORST
