Ok, we've got it. I've created a 32-take bracket to find 2020's worst personal finance take/advice. I've broken them out into categories, with two match-ups per category. Four categories were particularly emphasized by *gestures wildly* 2020 while four are more generic. https://twitter.com/MattLaneWrites/status/1343548997982629889
Pandemic Specials:

Use this time to achieve your biggest goals (Shakespeare wrote King Lear during a pandemic, what are you doing with your time?)

vs.

The best stimulus is a job
Pandemic Specials:

It's a great time to start a side hustle

vs.

Invest and grow your stimulus check
COVID Advice from PF People:

COVID is fake/No worse than the flu/Plandemic/Masks don't work

vs.

Canceling in-person parties is just living in fear
COVID Advice from PF People:

Salads, barbells, and biking will stop COVID

vs.

Quarantine the elderly and open everything
Poorly Timed Advice:

Don't keep more than 3 months' spending in cash

vs.

Loan forgiveness hurts people who already paid off their loans
Poorly Timed Advice:

This is one of the best years for housing affordability

vs.

Being unhealthy is a choice
Sounds About White:

Privilege isn't real

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The free market will solve the wealth gap
Sounds About White:

Diversity initiatives are racist against white people

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Black Americans are less wealthy because of "culture"
The Classics:

Renting is throwing money away

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Invest in Bitcoin
The Classics:

No more than $1,000 emergency fund until all debts are paid off

vs.

Acknowledging systemic problems means having a victim mentality
Family Life:

Marry young so you can find a virgin 10 without baggage

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100% joint accounts are the only option for a "real" marriage
Family Life:

Sending kids to daycare means other people are raising your kids

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Millennials need to have more babies
No Fun Allowed:

If you have Christmas money, invest instead of buying a PS5

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If in debt, you shouldn't see the inside of a restaurant unless you work there
No Fun Allowed:

Nobody should have sex unless they have at least $1,000 in savings

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Video games are only acceptable if you stream your playing and monetize it
Cliches:

Invest in yourself! (By buying my Gumroad course.)

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If I can do it, anyone can!
Cliches:

Debt is slavery/indentured servitude/sharecropping

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Poverty is just a mindset
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