Introducing my mum to @iDKHOW

Her review of side A "sounds like white people and beep boops" which I guess is... accurate?

Now for side b

She just looking at me very very disappointed. One song in - "you could bring a white guy home, I wouldn't be mad."

Uh...thanks?

Kiss Goodnight (my fav song next to cluster hug) "I could take it or leave it, but it's not bad."

This is Jamaican Mom high praise.

"This record, I could stand it. Not like the other one."

She means side A

Looking at the box art. "They look like unbaked muffins."

What. Does. That. Mean. Mother?

Okay next record in the listening party Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die. Let's see how she likes @PanicAtTheDisco

Asked why she picked this record:
"He looks like a serial killer."
"WHUT?"
"Serial killers never look exceptional they just blend in."

No one comes for your wig like a Jamaican mom, somewhere Brendon Urie is desperately searching for his edges

This is Gospel: "No its not!"
Miss Jackson: "Is this about Janet Jackson? Do you have any of her records?
Vegas Lights: "this song is too crowded, he needs to be less busy, can't hear the words."