you would not believe your eyes

if ten million reply guys

lit up your tweets as you fell asleep
they fill your messages

with photos of their jizz

you'd think me rude but i would just stand and stare
i'd like to make myself believe

that twitter dot

com's

healthy

it's hard to say that i'd rather post a tweet when i'm asleep

cause everyone on bird app is a creep 🎵
cuz i'd get a thousand nudes

from ten thousand hairy dudes

as they tried to teach me how to mute

an incel below my tweet

some simps clicking on my fleet

my mental health hanging by a

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leave my DMs open for just a bit

(please take me away from here)

cause i need some photos of your shit

(please take me away from here)

why do i tire of chasing clout

(please take me away from here)

how do i delete my whole account
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