“So you thought I’d forgive you after you screwed my pal??” He scoffs.

“But we had broken up,” she pleads, “It was just a rebound.”

“Do you see idiot written across my forehead?” He asks?

“So why then have you slept with me?” She screams amidst fits of sobs...

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"It was closure darling, to remind me of the hoe you are!” He responds boastfully.

“Go to hell Motherf%$#!! I guess I was mistaken to allow a boy to do a man’s job?” She yells
standing on the middle of the bed stark naked staring him down....
Looking baffled, he stutters, “Wha..what do you mean?”

“Figure it out genius..."

"...on second thought,” she adds, “let me spell it out for you dummy. You cannot ride this ass half as good as your so called pal does!!”
Who can guess what happens next?

Let us not argue like fools in our relationships; it can trigger temporary psychopathy (insanity), a leading cause of homicide.

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