“Yeah yeah they kissed for longer than anyone else in the saga, but it was just a thank-you kiss. Totally platonic thank-you makeouts at the climax of a movie are totally a real thing that exists.”

“JJ was just trying to protect Kelly from more harassment by basically cutting her from the movie entirely. It was really altruistic of him, actually.”

“He’s dead. End of story. It’s not like they ever bring characters back from the dead in this franchise.”

“It’s really empowering to turn your female lead into a vessel, trust me I know more about this than you.”

“Dying young is a good thing for him, actually. He’s immortal now and it’s better because he’s not haunted and tormented by the evil voices in his head. Death being a peaceful release for someone tormented their whole life is actually a great message for kids.”

“Talent without training is nothing.”

“It just doesn’t make sense that someone who spent a decade literally street fighting for their life on a daily basis would be good at fighting.”

“Star Wars is totally for everyone. Unless....you know, you ship the canon ship of the sequel trilogy.”

“No no, it was only okay when Mara Jade and Luke had that exact same dynamic. But it was okay for her to have a living redemption, because it’s different....for....reasons.”