Well the end of 2020 is nigh & altho I dunno what 2021 holds, I do know we *will not* be talking about this person anymore 🤞. So I’m sharing an "enormous dump" of alt takes & rehearsals in this thread. Love & peace & health to you all. Let’s make 2021 > 2020! the bar is low!
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Here’s an alternate ending to the How to Person woman man camera tv
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I am guessing he still doesn't understand what per capita means
How to AIDS vaccine
How to sharks (rehearsing for my @NetflixIsAJoke special https://www.netflix.com/watch/81314070 )
How to bags of soup (also in my special)
How to stop and frisk worked great (in the special!)
How to melania (rehearsing for the special again!)
How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). .
How to ivanka (see the final in my special)
How to Kellyanne (yes also in my special)
I almost made a video out of this choice soundbyte but never got to do the reaction shots (anyone want to add your own?) but I'm glad because then we got to shoot it on a golf course (watch it in the special!)
Here's me practicing for my guest hosting spot on @JimmyKimmelLive - one of the absolute highlights of my life! @McJesse came up with this idea for the end of my monologue, thank you jesse!
An alternate beginning to How to testing ()
An alternate How to tested very negatively
And finally, an alternate How to bible
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