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My sister has COVID.
A thread
A thread
She kept it a secret from me (hmm wonder why) until she had to tell me that she would not be joining us for Christmas.
She’s single, alone, a symptomatic (physically speaking. Can’t speak for the cognitive issues) alone on Christmas.
She’s single, alone, a symptomatic (physically speaking. Can’t speak for the cognitive issues) alone on Christmas.
This bitch sends a gift to my house, which my mother picked up, for me.
She buys it with her COVID hands, wraps it with her COVID hands, places it outside her COVID door- so my mother can of course, with a mask on, walk up and pick up the gift without contact.
Smart thinking.
She buys it with her COVID hands, wraps it with her COVID hands, places it outside her COVID door- so my mother can of course, with a mask on, walk up and pick up the gift without contact.
Smart thinking.
She can’t come to Christmas cause she doesn’t want us to get sick-
I am of course like, bring it on bitch. We will catch that shit, if we haven’t already, and get it out of the way or whatever.
Nope. She just sends the COVID over in a bag.
I am of course like, bring it on bitch. We will catch that shit, if we haven’t already, and get it out of the way or whatever.
Nope. She just sends the COVID over in a bag.
She is excited about getting her vaccine when she can come out of her quarantine.
Yes, you read that correct.
She will be getting the COVID vaccine as soon as she “recovers” from COVID
Yes, you read that correct.
She will be getting the COVID vaccine as soon as she “recovers” from COVID
The universe is fucking trolling me.
Have I manifested this cuckness right into my very sister?
Does this bitch know who I am?
I am a Toxic Truther Fed Hating Bitcoin Bitch and this is happening to me.
Have I manifested this cuckness right into my very sister?
Does this bitch know who I am?
I am a Toxic Truther Fed Hating Bitcoin Bitch and this is happening to me.
On Christmas Day she drops this in her insta story.
Um......what you say?
Um......what you say?
I must be off my meds living in a separate dimension.
Then my mom gives me a pair of socks- AS A GIFT- that say “I’m complicated”
Logic is very complicated to my family.
Then my mom gives me a pair of socks- AS A GIFT- that say “I’m complicated”
Logic is very complicated to my family.
But I’m the odd one with internet friends who play with internet money.
Fuck COVID. Fuck the fed. Fuck this darkness. Fuck you everyone. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Thank you JESUS for NGU.
Fuck COVID. Fuck the fed. Fuck this darkness. Fuck you everyone. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Thank you JESUS for NGU.
Me
Me
Me
Me
Then mom tells me she has invested in @pfizer
Real revolutionary shit, she thinks.
Got peaches all around me.
Real revolutionary shit, she thinks.
Got peaches all around me.
My sister went to the drive thru COVID testing, they called her a day later with a positive then she locks herself in her house. NO DOC. NO DOC VISIT. NO MEDS. Just cognitive dissonance and fear.
