This may be the saddest thing ever seen on twitter: Scott Walker cropped a picture of a pizza he had in October 2019 and RTd it as "Great Pizza tonight"
(H/t @IFNAlphaMale)
Many people are commenting on the pizza itself, but it is important to remember that Scott Walker is not exactly a pizza aficionado here
If Walker ever invites you over for a bite to eat, you should say no.
For many reasons.
But chiefly because you will probably catch food poisoning from his positioning various (unseasoned) meats and veggies with different cooking times on the same skewer. https://twitter.com/scottwalker/status/868992971919773696?lang=en
Walker tweets about food a lot, especially ham sandwiches. He has extraordinary faith in the visualization of food as conveying magical properties, like a personality, or a winning argument. Like, why does he add the pic here?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/03/scott-walker-ham-and-cheese-sandwich-tweets-wisconsin https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1111693281778458626?s=20
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