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embarrassment thread
when I was in second grade, I sneezed onto my worksheet and there was a booger at the bottom of the page and I didn’t see it and I tried to turn it in and she was like “I’m not taking that”HSHDSHG
I was at a sleepover at my friends house and we were lying on the bed together and I flung my hand down and accidentally grabbed my friend’s vagina
the same friend (a black girl) asked me if white people had pubic hair and I said I didn’t know and she told me to ask my mom and I told my mom my friend wanted to know if she had pubes
as we got older, we used to compare our vaginas
in fifth grade, we were watching a video and someone had the name dick
all the kids laughed
the teacher asked us if we knew all the words for dick
she then talked about spotted dick. because im british, she asked *me* if I knew what it was
all the kids laughed
the teacher asked us if we knew all the words for dick
she then talked about spotted dick. because im british, she asked *me* if I knew what it was
I said no and she said it was a sausage with pieces in it
she then came up to me in a really bad british accent and said “emma, would you like some spotted dick?”
she then came up to me in a really bad british accent and said “emma, would you like some spotted dick?”
I worked at a fast food place and it was really busy and I was stressed and I almost gave a customer and extra $150 in change and then I got banned from using the register for two months so I could only do half the job and everyone was mad at me
same job but like there was sauce in a little plastic container and I dropped it on the ground and I tried to give it to the customer because the sauce never touched the ground I thought it was fine but everyone called me nasty
same job I was asked to clean the windows and I accidentally used stainless steal cleaner and I made it so dirty and disgusting and everyone was mad at me
I made out with a girl in a bathroom stall and I kept gagging
in high school, I had a crush on this girl
my friend and I came up to her
I was shaking because I was nervous
and the friend was like “emma, are you straight?” and I was like no
then she asked the girl I liked if she’s straight
and she said yeah
then it went so silent
my friend and I came up to her
I was shaking because I was nervous
and the friend was like “emma, are you straight?” and I was like no
then she asked the girl I liked if she’s straight
and she said yeah
then it went so silent
I went on a date with this girl I met on tinder and I was supposed to meet her at the train station
I said the last stop but there was a misunderstanding as to which train service
I left her waiting for 45 minutes
I said the last stop but there was a misunderstanding as to which train service
I left her waiting for 45 minutes
when I finally met her, I was nauseous and I didn’t have any money and she bought food for me and it was so awkward because the only place was selling roast beef sandwiches and it was slimy and chewy and we couldn’t have a proper conversation because I was chewing for so long
in middle school most of my friends were black and if a certain type of white girl did something we’d call it “basic white girl thing” and I went along and there was this ice cream place that those girls liked and I was like “that’s a white people thing”
these girls glared at me
these girls glared at me
I ate a bunch of hot cheetos and then drank a lot of rum at my friends house and I threw up all over my friends bed and it was all bright red. and I was too sick to get up so my friends older sister had to shower me. I was partially naked
when I was a toddler I was at the park with my dad and he forgot my diaper and I had diarrhea all over the tractors
in middle school, my mom was driving a group of my friends to the mall and she told them that story
in middle school, my mom was driving a group of my friends to the mall and she told them that story
I kept using crack and cocaine interchangeably and people would get very offended
I was drunk and at some random guys house and his dad walked in on me without a shirt on
not something I did
but my uncle married a filipino lady
and she was on the phone with my other aunt
she said she was planning to go back to the philippines and my aunt didn’t understnad her accent and thought she said billy beans
she asked her if that was a candy store
but my uncle married a filipino lady
and she was on the phone with my other aunt
she said she was planning to go back to the philippines and my aunt didn’t understnad her accent and thought she said billy beans
she asked her if that was a candy store
I went rollerskating with my ex and I kept falling and everyone was staring at me and I could see her trying to distance herself
