there is absolutely no fucking way

the people writing this callout are in their 20s expecting a 13 year old in 2020 to know what the term lemon means

this person repeats basically the same exact sentence like 5 times. unhinged

oh no

if your callout doc includes a link to a lizcourserants thread it should just immediately delete itself the next time the file is saved

bro what the fuck is this person talking about

there is literally no law in any state that defines the acceptable age gap for a non-sexual romantic relationship involving both an individual below the age of consent and an individual above the age of consent

a 19 and a 14 year old may not technically be illegal but the parents of the 14 year old have every right to tell the 19 year old to stay the fuck away and get the police involved if the relationship continues. wtf?

**may not technically be illegal if they're actually really not doing anything sexual. also california romeo and juliet law for a relationship between a minor and an adult defines the limit as being 2 years younger

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS CONVERSATION

if i, at the age of 20 (as this kacpurr person allegedly is), found myself sitting down to explain to a 13 year old that one day their selfship with some 15 year old from a cartoon would be pedophilia and they would have to "break up" with them, i would get up and go outside

calling a 13 year old a bitch in the most normal way imaginable

based 13 year old

i am sick to bastard death of idiots on this website including "block evading" as some kind of undeniable piece of evidence that someone is an unhinged stalker capable of, like, Hacking Into The Mainframe so they can access tweets being posted on an unlocked public account

it takes exactly 10 seconds to open up an incognito window or switch accounts and copy/paste someone's twitter handle. this isn't, like, someone constantly blocking and unblocking or otherwise interacting w/ a side account you have they shouldn't reasonably know the handle of.

idk why this was even included as "proof" of the kid being a bully. im 24 and would also have turned this tweet into a copypasta.

scooby doo villain at the end of an episode: i officially hate kid. thats it. manipulative little bitches that assume they are always right and never let people have any opinions. complete mini karens

technically if you go very strictly by the dictionary definitions of the words involved here these sentences aren't wrong but there are like a million different ways you could have written this that don't make it sound like you're about to say pedophiles are oppressed

the document contains screenshots of some thread about how loli/shota isn't legally defined as child sexual exploitation material and the thread claims this article says a charity wasted $200k total bc people reported loli/shota shit that isn't legally actionable...

... except the article doesn't mention that at all https://www.iwf.org.uk/news/%E2%80%9Cwe%E2%80%99ve-got-to-get-a-grip-on-epidemic-on-our-open-internet%E2%80%9D-uk-charity-deals-record-number-of

i know you guys live and breathe porn and porn discourse but i need you to understand there is a lot of material out there, not just "art," that tiptoes the line between questionable and outright csem

anyways i am on page 78 out of 530 and i have to let you all know at this point that most of the page count can be attributed to the fact the formatting of this document is absolutely fucking atrocious

a lot of pages dedicated to anywhere from a single line of text to maybe half a page's worth of sentences before they use a page break to skip to the next page. also a lot of single pages dedicated to displaying a single image that doesn't even come close to filling a page

just want to point out that if this mari person is actually retweeting these tweets in response to this kid vaguing them over shipping bs that the "anti x proshipper" one you can see in this screenshot is actually INCREDIBLY fucking weird and inappropriate

maybe they're just one of those really fucking insane and obnoxious pro-shippers who thinks being a pro-shipper is actually something worth integrating into your identity so its all they tweet about 24/7 but i wouldn't bet the lint in my pocket on this being the case

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT HERE? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CALLING A 13 YEAR OLD OUT BC YOU THINK THE WORD "CONSENT" SHOULDN'T BE USED IN ANY SITUATION OUTSIDE OF CONSENTING TO SEX?

op go fuck yourself challenge for including full-screen screenshots of a fucking discord log in your word document

i literally cannot parse what this section is about. i think it's a bunch of kids trying to explain to a grown adult in their mid-20s why someone might be uncomfortable with a stranger drawing fanart of their oc and how it's common courtesy to ask if you can draw them first.

writing a 500 page google document about a 13 year old though, that's fine. it's fine

this is followed by 17 pages dedicated to screenshots of this kid hyperfixating on a cartoon character two years older than them, which is itself followed by another disclaimer insisting this isn't meant to make fun of them for hyperfixating on the character

imagining the person from the bghs fandom i fucking despised for headcanoning renge "that's too bad, i'm not interested in men. i'm only interested in cute girls!" serizawa as bi reading this document and nodding quietly to themselves

author posted several pages worth of images the kid drew of their oc they use to selfship with some glitch techs character and then added this at the end of them, as if this somehow negates the absolute insanity and pettiness of writing a 500 PAGE CALLOUT FOR A LITERAL CHILD

what do they think is going to happen here? the kid is gonna read this document, get to this part and be like "oh well this isnt so bad. at least they think my art is cute :)"? stop with these blatantly transparent attempts to make yourself look like the better person

have just been informed there is a part in the doc where the op includes screenshots of other people dunking on them bc of how insane this entire situation is. i am so proud of you @hoIysong https://twitter.com/ojamahou/status/1343079281690341377?s=21

@mar2kuki hi. im still going btw

i have to say, i thought notorious pedophile/sex pest couple glitchedpuppet and eevee's 100+ page callouts/callout responses were insane. i truly did not believe anything would be able to surpass them. i'm impressed in a way

the extent these people went to archive every single receipt is truly beyond me. not only do they archive everything, but everything is accompanied by a screen recording (to verify nothing is edited?), occasionally alongside direct links to every individual tweet and

google drive folders containing backups of the images. PLUS the images are pasted on individual pages of the document. i compulsively hoard logs even from people i haven't spoken to in years bc i am deeply fucked in the head but even i am not this fucking thorough

man who cares. who fucking cares. how is this even an issue

will give that calling the character's va an ableist for calling another character that ended up being confirmed to have ADHD (apparently?) "weird" sounds pretty extreme with no context but also like, kid is clearly working through some issues so again, i kinda dont care

i was definitely sensitive about being called weird or having anything (including characters) i liked being called weird at that age. i kinda get it? highly doubt the va gives a shit anyway

what the fuck do any of the words on this page even mean

going back in time and reading these sentences out loud to a small victorian boy to see how quickly he would succumb to tuberculosis as a result

three chances to guess what kind of accent this guy has and the first two don't count

oh fuck. thank you. it's not like i couldn't have deducted what he sounds like from a simple google search or just like, a mention that he's british in the document itself

thank FUCKING god op stops briefly around page 150 to explain to the readers the intricacies of shipping etiquette. feel like i'm in the goddamn princess diaries scene where she's being given princess lessons

yes it's been about 3 hours and i am only on page 150 out of over 500. i have to stop every few pages to fully process what the fuck is going on. thank you for your patience

thankfully they have included screenshots of the video for people who don't feel like stopping to watch it

with auto-generated captions!

thinking of adding this one to my reaction images folder purely because this sounds like something i would say

so you know how in the recent warrior cats arc, ashfur broke off from starclan and possessed bramblestar's body while he was unconscious after losing one of his lives, and then proceeded to basically become hitler and started exiling anyone he considered a "codebreaker"?

sorry, i spent like 3 hours talking about warrior cats on discord before this document was shown to me. as you can imagine im a bit unstable

there is absolutely nothing i could say about this specific part of the callout doc that would make it any funnier than it already is

good point in the thread to remind any readers that the author of this document is in their 20s, and the person being called out is 13

@JoeBiden your silence on this issue is deafening

everyone acts like it's only "gen z" kids (disclaimer: idk what the age range for gen z is) that do this but the reality is that back when we were the same age we would just make our own proboards forums if we wanted to feel like we had some sort of power in our fandoms

when i was 13 i was the mod for one of the most popular warrior cats rps on furcadia and we were all fucking awful little shits. we vetted the fuck out of every single character app to make sure coats, eye colors, etc. were as realistic as we could get it. any app that was

particularly shitty we would make fun of in private. also we would regularly go raid less popular warrior cats rps that we disliked bc they weren't as "realistic" and "proper" as we were.

anyways, this... entire gatekeeping section is almost identical to the previous section about ship hate. i actually had to scroll back up to make sure (which, mind you, is incredibly hard, bc the document loads at a fucking snails pace on account of the fact it is 530 PAGES)

please drop the rest of the logs between you and your lawyer friend i really wanna know how you explained to them that you needed this for a 500 page callout against some 13 year old who keeps saying mean things about ships you like on twitter

author keeps insisting they totally weren't keeping tabs on this minor but considering the sheer amount of bullshit "receipts" in this 500 page doc and the fact that most this drama seemed to happen in early november i am finding that increasingly hard to believe

personally so far my only takeaway from this entire document is that this kid is going places. 13 with a 500 page callout, meanwhile im out here at 24 and the worst thing anyone has ever posted about me online is like... this, from back in 2017 i think

i am still going im just taking a brief break to eat. i may also stop for the night at some point in the next few hours and possibly continue tomorrow. but also i dont fucking sleep anymore so who knows.

been trying to download this document just in case but i think it is literally too big

don't think you guys are ready to hear the answer to this question

its absolutely fucked......any sjws reading this thread might have to look away

god i am NOT going back through this document to count all the instances of them re-using the same screenshot in multiple different sections but just know there's been at least like 7 points so far where i've noticed this being the case

heehee. no you dont

it's getting to the point where i have to start skimming over huge chunks bc the author has just started reiterating the same shit over and over. anyways there's a part where they show a tweet she posted w/ a selfie (they censored her face). it is preceded by this paragraph.

i think if you were to jokingly say you were the zodiac killer within earshot of the author of this callout they would sincerely believe you and immediately call the cops

i think the author of this callout might also actually be the zodiac killer

if you're still asking yourself "how is this over 500 pages long?", it's because of shit like this. these two separate pages are right next to each other. this happens constantly throughout the document.

op knows they're not being graded on the page count of their manifesto right? why does it read like my high school book reports where i would make the most nonsensical reaches just to hit the page count minimum

im not keeping tabs on this 13 y/o guys, honest, im just going through their twitter to find any tweet where they jokingly use the word "sexy" so i can use them as receipts in the 500 page callout document as proof they're a hypocrite and actually think its ok to sexualize minors

this screenshot appears again. i think it's appeared more than any other screenshot in the document. probably at least 10 times by this point? they're really fixated on this tweet

pages 258 and 259 drop some juicy deets: turns out this "kal" person is a GLITCH TECHS STAN!!!!!!!!! O_____________O

also the bullet point in the first image takes up an entire page. like theres nothing except that tidbit of text and then the page breaks to the next page to show the screenshot. maybe this person actually wanted this document to be as difficult to screenshot as possible

if for the entirety of my life up until today i had never experienced any sort of hardship whatsoever, i would still have more actual problems than whatever the fuck the author has going on, bc my sister has been in the bathroom for like 2 hours now, and i need to shower

same energy

this image keeps being brought up & now its being shown there was a huge argument in the "glitchcord" about if this was appropriate to post and all i have to say is like, if this discord has rules banning nsfw discussion then images like this actually shouldnt be allowed imo?

you can argue that it's "only suggestive" all you want but the intent is obvious and anyone posting it is clearly trying to initiate some sort of horny discussion

"i don't think the image was sexual, i just think it was like, that thing where something has both an innocent interpretation and an inappropriate, often sexually suggestive interpretation"

yo the link gives a popup saying the file can't be accessed now bc it was moved to the owner's trash folder but they for real fucking downloaded a 13 year old's audio clip of their own voice and archived it

2 + 2 = 5

genuinely cannot figure out where the connection between any of these paragraphs is. can't tell if it's just bc there is none or if it's bc it's 4am and i've been staring at this document for 6 hours. i'm at like page 300. i'm going to shower soon

calling someone out because you don't like the way they format their posts is pretty unique but op deserves a callout even more if this is going to be a thing considering how FUCKING HORRIBLE this document's formatting is

yeah gonna have to say if you log on and decide to argue that actual pedophiles identifying as pro-shippers is the same as pedophiles trying to latch onto the LGBTQ+ rights movement you 100% deserve to be bullied

please ban lizcourserants. don't actually know if she's done anything bannable but she keeps giving weirdos the idea that they have rights and i'm fucking sick of it

lizcourserants is just communismkills but liberal

holy shit they fucking used some stupid rant from a dangan ronpa confessions account on instagram to back up their argument that this kid is "abusing" content warning tags

could not make this shit up if i tried

when i so much as read the name komaeda he physically manifests in my home, punches me in the gut and steals my flavored sparkling water btw

holy fucking shit dude.

im on page 317. i have not read more than 10 pages of a book consecutively since high school

i can guarantee you i have had more sex than the author of this document will have in their entire lifetime

im starting to fall asleep at my desk so im going to go shower. if i dont immediately pass out when i get back to my room i'll see how long i can keep going

i'm back & skipping the rest of the literal essay about aoc laws bc i'm not some weirdo who actually has to worry about that shit. they start going into some tangent justifying why they draw aged up characters and it includes a whole other mini essay about demisexuality

yea, if he ever becomes an actual person. that's the concern here.

words cannot describe how much i fucking hate the amount of thought this person has put into the legality of a 13 year old's self insert having sex with a fictional 15 year old boy

discovered a new guy. he's the brother of the guy who says "technically the correct term is hebephilia"

falling out of my seat clutching my chest in despair that the final example isn't promo art of big mouth to really round the whole thing together

which is why i wrote a 500 page callout about her

i literally am not even sure what the point of this document is anymore. it's a bunch of essays about different concepts just kinda mashed together at this point

holy shit this is actually gaslighting. what the actual fuck.

this kid is not experiencing a break from reality just bc they're fighting with you over shipping nonsense and you are not at all qualified to be making statements implying otherwise. go outside.

how is this part of the same document. officially entering a state of "what the fuck am i reading," since apparently i wasn't already there before

when oomfs tell me i'm weird for wanting to marry ventuswill in rf4

this is all bc the ship that sparked this drama happens to be an m/m ship

did no one else involved in this callout actually read it before the author posted it? did the author themselves even read it before they posted it

yea these are all roughly equivalent to each other, kinda in the same way a manatee, the empty bottle of dry shampoo sitting on the shelf next to me, and a really smooth rock are

holy shit they linked the fucking voice clip AGAIN

shakespeare fucking wishes he could write something half as big brain as this analogy

i literally do not even know how to get into the next part of this document but there's basically an entire section dedicated to screenshots of random people telling the author that someone in their 20s "calling out" a 13 year old is wildly inappropriate.

the section is called "HER FOLLOWERS, SYMPATHIZERS, AND POSSIBLE FRIENDS"

i think i am at a point where i can safely say i've covered the majority of the "interesting" content of this document. i'm going to go to bed now and if my adhd doesn't distract me with something else maybe i'll cover the faq portion. my back hurts

alright i'm reading the faq now. last night when i skimmed through this section i thought "man, this is kinda boring," but i think i was mostly sleep deprived and didn't want to look at another complete sentence ever again. this is funny as fuck actually

i'm not going to include the actual photos here but just know that between the text of the first and second screenshot they decided to, for some reason, include several photos of their japanese host family?

well great news buddy, this didn't make me think the glitch techs fandom was bad. now i actually just think fandoms in general are a horrible idea.

spending 400 pages of a document talking about how this is a toxic manipulative 13 year old and then suddenly dropping the "actually they might be lying about their age!" bomb is some unique storytelling

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

for anyone who was wondering after the hallucinations tweet if this person is maybe unmedicated, i'm pretty sure this passage implies they're on their meds. they just thought writing a 500 page callout on a 13 year old was a good idea bc of who they are as a person i guess.

they... included photos of the prescriptions for their antidepressants and antipsychotics. i don't even know if that crosses my boundary of not posting screenshots of personal real life photos. i don't even know what that has to do with ANYTHING

holy shit this next part is so bad i'm actually going to break it down into multiple subsections to address how fucked up it is

the 26 y/o wrote a personal letter addressing the 13 y/o, blaming them for a hallucination they had while, by their own admission, they were off their antipsychotics. despite blaming a 13 y/o for making them hallucinate they try to present themselves as a caring authority figure.

more of these transparent attempts to force themselves into the role of "the better person," making assumptions that the kid wants forgiveness or an apology, etc.

i think in researching the history of aoc laws for the dozens of pages this document has dedicated to arguing the legality of sex between two minors, the people writing this document somehow managed to convince themselves they're basically lawyers

holy shit you have no idea what i would do to get ahold of the logs for the full convo with their "lawyer friend" that they keep citing

i don't even tell my mom about the girls i date and this person is out here telling their mom they got into a fight with a 13 year old online over a cartoon

hell yeah dude. crime is cool as fuck actually

oh my god

im on the last page. im on the last page and nothing i say could prepare you all for how the doc ends.

i am not the same woman i was when i started reading this document. thank you all for joining me on this journey. im going to go contemplate the decisions i made in my life that led me to this moment. i will see you all in therapy

a lot of people keep asking me if i can send them a link to the document so they can see for themselves, and i was hesitant to do so in case the minor involved didn't want that, but i asked and was given the ok, so: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17yaPpDjA0KzdrLB349pYhrYDVZqRyE0ADHKHdzZYl-s/

some stuff has been removed (things like links to the now-deleted audio clip, the minor's various other usernames/discord handles, photos of real people) for the sake of privacy, but otherwise it's all in tact.