My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
I am gay. If y’all don’t stop thinking this is about a man, my lord.
Also, she tried to distract me cuz I said she should ease up on overworking herself to the point that she needs to sleep in the middle of the day. Please stop using this tweet to further you all’s cursed heterosexual narratives lol
This is still going up so uh...defund and abolish the police.
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