Tottenham Players As School Students, a thread:
Jose Mourinho / Head Teacher
Is on the verge of improving the school to outstanding in the Ofsted report, has a few people who are still not happy with him being in charge but majority can see how well he is doing
Joao Sacramento / Deputy Head
Everyone loves him, if he’s taking your assembly you know it’s gonna be a good one. If you’re in the shit, you’d rather him talk to than the boss as you’re less scared. Joins in the fun on sports day
Hugo Lloris / The Oldest
Born 1st September and is the oldest in the year, the most mature, been at the same school since nursery through to sixth form, the guy everyone goes to for advice, once shouted at Sonny for not getting the right grades
Eric Dier / The Years Bully
The nutcase of the year, wants to fight everyone, when on a school trip, just wants to slide tackle students from another school, is a man of his word when threatening you
Dele / The Bully’s Little Brother
Always running his mouth as he knows his older brother will fuck anyone up who touches him. Always gets cocky and walks around the school like he owns it
Heung Min Son / Class Clown
Always making people laugh and cracking the Banta, even the teachers laugh when he makes a joke, struggled at first but has really put his head down to get the grades, once got an undeserved F and said “how is that an F”
Harry Winks / Teachers Pet
An absolute bum lick to every teacher, the guy that reminds the teacher there’s homework, never had a girlfriend but all the girls think he’s ‘cute’, a nice kid nonetheless
Harry Kane / The Smart One
The guy that’s good at every subject, gets the best grades all round and has excelled since joining secondary school. Is liked by everyone as he doesn’t like conflict
Lucas Moura /The Helper
Is the guy the teachers give the new kids too, nice, kind, friendly and got the right banta about him, is average at best in all subjects but may surprise his teachers sometimes, but always tries hard to improve to get better grades and better as a person
Carlos Vinicius / The New Kid
Doesn’t speak much English, if any, but is managing just fine with the help from Lucas. No one has quite seen his full potential yet in terms of intelligence or physicality, Eric Dier seems abit nervous
Ben Davies / The Outsider
Always hangs around by himself at lunch, Eric Dier likes to pick on him as he’s an easy target, talks to Harry Kane a lot but he only gets a response because Harry is nice
Erik Lamela / Disruptive Student
Always getting sent out of class for be annoying to his teachers and always gets aggressive when it happens, sent to isolation a lot, been kept behind a year because his grades aren’t good enough, never does PE bc he’s always injured
Mousse Sissoko & Tanguy Ndombele / Roadmen
Brothers from different mothers! Always with eachother and don’t talk to many others apart from Serge but have good vibes like to smoke weed after school and sometimes before, not threatening but people know not to fuck about with them
Serge Aurier / Fashionable Outstander
Always comes into school with fruity fashion sense on non uniform, hangs around with MS and TN used to fuck around a lot but has since realised he needs to knuckle down in order to be successful
Gareth Bale /Returning Student
Left bc his parents wanted a better lifestyle in Spain,at first it seemed perfect,but as time went on homesick started to settle in and has now returned,has made pals again really easily. Now settled but struggling to regain his grades in England
Dane Scarlett / the kid who takes his exams early
Is excelling in every subject possible, is taking his exams early because of how clever he is. Has huge potential and will stroll into Oxford or Cambridge University. Is liked by the olders
Mauricio Pochettino / The Old Head
Everyone loved him to bits, the students saw him like a father and the parents knew how good he was but unfortunately had to leave as he couldn’t quite get the school to outstanding in Ofsted, rumours suggest he wasn’t given the right budget
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