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The Office characters as SW clients:
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Michael-
Texts too much before the appointment, uses his work email and phone number for screening, shows up looking and talking like Date Mike. Sexually inexperienced, and slightly clingy after appointment.
Texts too much before the appointment, uses his work email and phone number for screening, shows up looking and talking like Date Mike. Sexually inexperienced, and slightly clingy after appointment.
Dwight-
Secretive. Asks about your protocol. Shows up overdressed, brings a gift from his garden. Leaves EXACTLY on time. Later is concerned about the legality of your date.
Secretive. Asks about your protocol. Shows up overdressed, brings a gift from his garden. Leaves EXACTLY on time. Later is concerned about the legality of your date.
Stanley-
Has to take it easy during appointment due to his heart condition, brings himself snacks for after, outfit request: naughty nurse.
Has to take it easy during appointment due to his heart condition, brings himself snacks for after, outfit request: naughty nurse.
Creed -
Very experienced hobbyists with a billion reviews, took too much viagra before the appointment, confesses that at one point he once managed a couple of girls... Paid you with counterfeit notes.
Very experienced hobbyists with a billion reviews, took too much viagra before the appointment, confesses that at one point he once managed a couple of girls... Paid you with counterfeit notes.
Andy-
Uses French words on his introductory email. Is trying to get over a breakup hump! Smells fancy. First appointment is a nice picnic date, followed by more over the top romantic gestures.
Uses French words on his introductory email. Is trying to get over a breakup hump! Smells fancy. First appointment is a nice picnic date, followed by more over the top romantic gestures.
