My brother said he was watching THE GODFATHER trilogy during the holidays so I decided to copy him.

In the middle of GODFATHER II, I saw this scene w/ Senator Pat Geary & realized (with all deference to Francis Ford Coppola), this movie needs to be recast with today’s villains.
🎭 The part of Don Corleone played by Donald Trump...
The part of Sonny Corleone played by both Paul Manafort and Roger Stone...
The part of Michael Corleone goes to Jared Kushner...
The part of Fredo Corleone goes to Don Jr. and Eric Trump...
The part of Mary Corleone goes to Ivanka Trump (remember all three movies combined)...
The part of Kay goes to Mike Pence...
The part of Luca Brasi goes to Rudolph Giuliani...
The part of Clemenza goes to Chris Christie...
The part of Tessio goes to Mitch McConnell...
Connie Corleone will now be played by Marsha Blackburn...
The part of Carlo will be played by Jim Jordan...
The part of Captain McClusky goes to William Barr...
The part of Jack Woltz will be played by Ted Cruz...
Tom Hagen will be played by Don McGahn...
Moe Greene is now played by Steve Wynn...
Johnny Fontaine will be played by Sean Hannity. Understudies: Diamond & Silk
Barzini will be played by Mike Pompeo...
And in perfect casting...Senator Pat Geary will be played by Lindsey Graham...
Mama Corleone will be played by Ronna McDaniel...
The role of Hyman Roth will go to Wilbur Ross...
Frankie Pentangeli will be played by Bob Corker. Understudy: Jeff Flake.
Don Tommasino will be played by Rupert Murdoch...
Lucy Mancini will be played by Paula White...
Sandra Corleone will be played by Kimberly Guilfoyle...
Calo—Michael Corleone’s loyal Sicilian bodyguard will be played by Mark Meadows...
Vitelli—Michael Corleone’s disloyal bodyguard will be played by Jeff Seasions...
Philip Tattaglia will be played by Richard Burr...
Vincent Mancini (Corleone) will be played by Matt Gaetz...
Albert Neri will be played by Steve Mnuchin...
Archbishop Gilday will be played by Jerry Falwell Jr...
Joey Zaza will be played by Louis DeJoy...
B.J. Harrison will be played by John Cornyn. Understudy: Pat Cipollone.
Inspiration:

Godfather 2 Senator Geary with lady-of-the-night via @YouTube
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