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I WOULD NEVER CELEBRATE BOXING DAY EVER AGAIN !!

A thread.

I no be type wey dey read book

ThePantTooManyManyToPackOoo no go school but em be millionare.. U get to d point now baa

I no be type wey dey read book ThePantTooManyManyToPackOoo no go school but em be millionare.. U get to d point now baa

My mama send me to school but wetin just full my head na Toto and inshallah

.. Na to drop out dey hungry me.. No be my fault.. I look up to Dremo

My mama send me to school but wetin just full my head na Toto and inshallah .. Na to drop out dey hungry me.. No be my fault.. I look up to Dremo

One very good Saturday morning, na wen my cup full.. (Hanty Ada em no go better 4 you and dat your big brezz wey u use confuse me)

.. Thank you 4 turning me to trash.. The God of Laycon will trash you for me

One very good Saturday morning, na wen my cup full.. (Hanty Ada em no go better 4 you and dat your big brezz wey u use confuse me) .. Thank you 4 turning me to trash.. The God of Laycon will trash you for me

That Saturday, during extra curricular learning, I was on my own reading my book..(This lie self no go well,

.. Make I no lie you, I bin dey write love letter give Amaka.. That girl body bang

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That Saturday, during extra curricular learning, I was on my own reading my book..(This lie self no go well, .. Make I no lie you, I bin dey write love letter give Amaka.. That girl body bang )

As I still dey write love letter, one voice tell me say make I look up.. I look up, lo and behold, Aunty Ada, of the blessed memorial (YES !! OF THE BLESSED MEMORIAL !! COZ U GO DIE VERY SOON AUNTY !!

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As I still dey write love letter, one voice tell me say make I look up.. I look up, lo and behold, Aunty Ada, of the blessed memorial (YES !! OF THE BLESSED MEMORIAL !! COZ U GO DIE VERY SOON AUNTY !! )

As I look, Aunty Ada of the blessed memorial (

) bin dey face the class dey talk the nonsense wey full her mouth dey call am teaching. Omooo × infinity. Her button open and her bress big pass her bra, so em dey push out. Aunty, ya now fully talking in the rubbish. Thank you

As I look, Aunty Ada of the blessed memorial () bin dey face the class dey talk the nonsense wey full her mouth dey call am teaching. Omooo × infinity. Her button open and her bress big pass her bra, so em dey push out. Aunty, ya now fully talking in the rubbish. Thank you

Na so Adam tap me.. "Gee how far. You dey see wetin I dey see" ?? Oohh, you mean the phosphate VI tetracycline bitrogenous gas Aunty is mixing in front of the class ?? Yess, I see it

Werey

Na so Adam tap me.. "Gee how far. You dey see wetin I dey see" ?? Oohh, you mean the phosphate VI tetracycline bitrogenous gas Aunty is mixing in front of the class ?? Yess, I see it Werey

Aunty Ada come look me.. Werey me.. My eye no gree commot her bress.. I dey try but na mission impossible and Tom Cruise no dey around 2 help me..

She come trace my eye to her bress.. Come ask me wetin I dey look.. Adam, dem no ask u naaa

.. Adam just shout "Aunty, he's steering at ya bress".. Steering kor, handbrake nii..

She come trace my eye to her bress.. Come ask me wetin I dey look.. Adam, dem no ask u naaa .. Adam just shout "Aunty, he's steering at ya bress".. Steering kor, handbrake nii..

The response alone vex my body eehh.. I no even sabi wen my hand do reflex action punch am for nose.. Adam flare up.. "You punch me guy.. You punch me.. You will hear from my lawyer"
Ya a bastard.. Your lawyer will hear from my native doctor.. Idiot

The response alone vex my body eehh.. I no even sabi wen my hand do reflex action punch am for nose.. Adam flare up.. "You punch me guy.. You punch me.. You will hear from my lawyer"Ya a bastard.. Your lawyer will hear from my native doctor.. Idiot

Na so Hanty Ada carry me go principal office. Dem come ask me why I punch my fellow student. I'm just celebrating ma.
Celebrating what ??
Ma, I'm celebrating boxing day..
Diz boy needs to be rusticated

Na so Hanty Ada carry me go principal office. Dem come ask me why I punch my fellow student. I'm just celebrating ma. Celebrating what ??Ma, I'm celebrating boxing day.. Diz boy needs to be rusticated

Boxing day is the day you unbox the gifts you got on Christmas. Not going upandan punching people.
Aagghh.. Ma, they don't use to do diz 1 in my side o. We always do wrestling competitions 2day o

Ma, I bin dey think say the boy na ajekpako.. I no sabi say na agege bread em be.. Em no even sabi block.. Just 1 small blow, em hormones pour out red oil..