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Premier league clubs as school kids: thread:
Arsenal the kid in the older years. Was a good kid and got all the grades but has become very poor lately after taking too much of an illegal substance brought on by depression. Get well soon Arsenal x
Aston Villa. This kid was so successful years ago, but was really poor. But have recently found results after studying harsh. Liked by most the other kids & teachers. Love you Villa x
Relatively new kid on the block. Always very organised and likeable. The type of kid you would copy off and still do better than them somehow. Not everything clicks but overall good enough for the year they are in and liked by everybody!!
Burnley. Where to start? Hated by almost everybody. Always pass tests by 1 mark that is controversial and bullied by bigger students for the way they are. But they don’t give a fuck, they do what they have to do.
Chelsea. Proper daddies boy. Loves his credit card and will get anything he asks for. This makes him widely unliked particularly by not as rich school friends. But the teachers love him. Also occasionally racist lol. Love Chelsea x
Crystal palace. Quiet child who loves to work alone. But will occasionally will give the big one to other students when they feel like it. In summary. They’re just there chilling.
Everton. Like Crystal Palace except hate Liverpool which is kind of like a 6 year old attempting to scrap Conor McGregor. At their worst they’re fucking useless but at their best are terrifying. Miss some classes due to injury. Gws Everton x.
Fulham. New kid but not new at the same time. Failed the class but is back for what is seen as a destined failure. However, they have recently done well on a few tests. Are supported by other clubs to help take points. Loved by pretty much everyone and unrecognised by teachers.
Leeds. Feared for their ruthlessness particularly in school beef. These mf’s are reckless and fear nothing. But sometimes punch above their weight and get knocked the fuck out. Very good or very bad and never an inbetween. Has a problem with most students. Hope to see them soon.
Leicester. Loved by other students as he has only recently became a “top boy” at school. He loves to get the better of stronger students but lose scraps to smaller ones. Shock of the century when he topped the class. Loved by almost everybody.
Liverpool. This kid used to be the weakest of the “strong” students but after going gym for a few years is considered as the top dog with only one usual challenger. Teachers pet and hated by many except smaller students who see them as an example. Love LFC xx
Man City. Man City are scary for the money they spend on books etc but when it comes to the tests can be unclinical in the finishing pages. Considered top 2 and has recently had issues with Liverpool. He wants UEFA to back him and his UCL charge this season!!. Up the blue moon.
Manchester United are the fallen giants of the class. Used to be the best in the world but after the passing of their father have never been the same student. Has small spells of good grades but never better. Bantered by smaller clubs for no apparent reason. Gws Man U x
Newcastle FC. A relatively nice student. Not too much problems with anybody since that Sunderland lad failed. But this is mainly because nobody actually knows what he is saying. He is very on or off form and depends on the day. Liked by most. Up the toons.
Sheffield United. Has issued with lads from younger years and only recently Aston Villa. Shocked everyone by doing well last year but this year a fail seems inevitable. Liked by most and will be sad to see them go overall. No beef, just vibes.
Southampton. A relatively good student with no real beef except when they sometimes get their lunch money stolen by Liverpool for no apparent reason. Good grades, quiet and liked by most. Wants beef with Liverpool but no real competition yet. Look for a good year this year!
Tottenham. Spurs are too good for the smaller students but too bad for the better students. They are bantered by both particularly for failing tests they were favourites for. Problems with many kids but usually gets sparked out by smaller students. People laugh at him.
West Brom. Another face thats new but not. Expected to fail but have moments of magic on occasion. No beef besides Aston Villa and Wolves but would get punched up by both. A student everybody likes besides those 2. Up the baggies imo.
West Ham: old school student and a familiar face. Issues with Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal and a few others and is either hated or loved. Always up for beef no matter the outcome and the tests are either very good or very bad. Up the irons.
Wolves. Wolves are considered the strongest of his area but was shocked when he lost a scrap to Villa not long ago. Was so smart he was challenging Sevilla FC in the European spelling test. Doesn’t even acknowledge West Brom lol.
Loved by most. Up the wolves.
Loved by most. Up the wolves.
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