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Just watched Wonder Woman 84. I Wonder why it had to be so bad.
Has anyone made this joke yet?
Spoilery takes below
Has anyone made this joke yet?
Spoilery takes below
For real though, I quite enjoyed the first one but this was rough. Why is it 150 minutes long?? All of the wish shit was crazy inconsistent and nonsensical. Also seems pretty morally questionable to have sex with a possessed person without their consent.
Pedro Pascal was doing his best and I appreciate that. Does his character get a happy ending after destroying the world? Does this event get completely forgotten about? Does no one in BvS remember the time everyone got a magic wish in the 80s?
If these wishes can materialize nuclear bombs and giant walls, why did Steve have to be someone else’s body? Why did we get a whole sequence of WW learning to fly before then getting a suit with actual wings?
She should have had the wing suit on and they get damaged or something and then learns she can fly without it. Why did Kristen Wig get two wishes? And even if it was Pedro Pascal giving one of his extras to her, weird that she is a cat person.
I know she talks about wanting to be an apex predator but how is a cheetah person better than a regular person with super powers already? Why did WW already have the super armor but never wear it???
This movie had us very loudly asking questions constantly. Oh god I just remembered the fucking children playing in the road in the middle of a desert while an armored convoy is bearing down on them with loud gunshots. They would have fucking moved.
Uggh this movie only gets worse as I think about it. Truly baffling to see someone make a worse super hero movie than Zack Snyder. I guess it ends with a Christmas scene so merry Christmas I guess.
I’m sorry @Mandoceratops I should have listened. You were right. I should have skipped it.
Honestly I don’t think I’ve seen a movie I shouted this loud about the leaps in logic and had this many questions about since Alien Covenant. This is an extremely bad movie.
I feel like we were tricked with WW1 and Shazam into thinking a DC movie doesn’t have to be terrible. Get ready for the 4 hour mess coming soon in March I guess
