the dates of the year except i’ve assigned them all a sexuality based off what they sound like in my head and my pure gut instinct. a thread.

DISCLAIMER: u guys asked for this. it took forever. i listened to daddy issues the whole time i made this. if there’s no flag then i am so sorry but my brain said straight https://twitter.com/lupincore/status/1342591196825346051

also if ur birthday isn’t ur sexuality it’s okay!! i am just assigning the dates based off what they sound like in my head. my own birthday isn’t even my sexuality. anyway it i get attacked for this i’m taking it down.

january

february

march

april

may

june

july

august

september

october

november

december

end of thread can u guys please like my pinned this took forever and i did it solely for u. if u don’t agree i don’t care. also i thought of giving dates sexualities when i was drunk and u blew that tweet up. are u gays ok. ok that’s it

tf y’all talking about synesthesia i don’t even know what that is or how to spell it i had to copy paste it. i’m just gay and mentally ill i doubt it’s anything more than that but thank u

also if ur new here and want a new mutual... hello???? i’ll follow back! i would like some more diverse fandoms to interact with so i don’t mind what fandom ur in. uhhhh okay that’s about it. wait until u find out i have visions on their pronouns too. u guys aren’t ready 4 that

just to clarify. nowhere in this thread did i say these corresponded to ur birthdays. i’m literally giving days of the year sexualities. fr that’s all LMFOAODSA