Wife, who is not on Twitter: so what's happened on Twitter lately?

Me: The carps fizzled and then someone made fun of the integers and number theorists.

W: No they didn't!

Me: Yeah, and of Elliptic Curves too and then someone created a twitter bot trained on Hartshorne...

W: They did what? Who did that?

Me: I think the person who runs the Bunny University.

W: The what?

Me: Cujo.

W: Ok... Cujo? The dog?

Me: No, bunny... anyway the bot also made fun of number theorists! It was tough.

W: I can imagine.

Me: So I made a thread about Cobb salads.

W: Oh no. You told them you are so stubborn you always order the same thing at restaurants?

Me: No. I only mentioned the Cobb thing.

W: Phew.

Me: But Litt said it was "charming" and Kinyon said it was an "important thread!"

W: Who and who said that?

Me: Nevermind.