In honor of Kate McKinnon’s ‘Paranormal Encounter’ sketches, I have dubbed what lies beneath that flag code violation “Tapas & Napas” or small bite & grapes.
What is MelT doing?
A) She’s attempting to pull out a comically large nail
B) She’s hit the jackpot & is waiting for the change to fall out his spear hole
C) She’s marveling at missing metaphorical handcuffs. She’s free now
D) She broke a nail
I can’t tell what he hates more democrats, women, pantsuits, perspective or proportions

Pelosi looks like live action Betty Rubble on a Cro-Magnon rage
I call this “Press & The Disaffected Youth.”

Since they are photographing from behind I assume it’s an allegory for documenting tRump just being ass with a stick up it
“Dictators Mourn One of Their Own” And, you thought Ψ Ψ Ψ Hell Week was bad.

I love how Kim Jong’s face alludes to how he could do & has done this better; Putin is trying to think of a Yakov Smirnoff joke; Xi is “white people are weird” & Netanyahu (?) is just WTF?
Reference photo located
The plaque, written in 3 languages, placed on the cross (INRI) was the charging document.

A cheaply made Chinese hat proclaiming a regressive plan to drag the US backwards into a theocratic past that never exited 👩‍🍳 💋
He should stick to painting clouds. Hands & feet are hard y’all
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