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Growing up in a Jewish household with a catholic dad we always did the Christmas thing. Tree, presents, Christmas dinner, etc.
But we didn’t do a lot of watching Christmas movies.
Watching home alone for the first time. Will keep you updated.
But we didn’t do a lot of watching Christmas movies.
Watching home alone for the first time. Will keep you updated.
Moira Rose is the mom! Nice.
And Joe Pesci. Wow. What a cast.
Btw - these kids are dicks to Culkin.
Btw - these kids are dicks to Culkin.
“I’m living alone! I’m living alone!” - I sense foreshadowing
The guy shoveling across the street looks like a nice man. I think these kids got him pegged all wrong.
Kevin attacking Buzz is some nails-for-breakfast type shit. Gimme that kid on my 11 on defense any day.
“Say goodnight, Kevin”
“Goodnight, Kevin” - gotta be an all-time line.
“Say goodnight, Kevin”
“Goodnight, Kevin” - gotta be an all-time line.
Just called his mom “dummy” in passing. This kid is ruthless.
“11, 92, 12” while she’s trying to count. Buzz got jokes. Definitely screwed up her counting though
Gotta be weird being the actress that plays Mrs. McAllister. Between this role and Moira Rose she’s basically the “bad mom” role.
They forgot Kevin. Unbelievable.
Saw it coming, but damn, you hate to see it actually happen.
Doing pretty well on his own so far though.
Saw it coming, but damn, you hate to see it actually happen.
Doing pretty well on his own so far though.
Damn. This is sad. “Mom, dad, mom, dad, buzz” 
I know Kevin is tough as nails, but he is a kid. Jeez.
I know Kevin is tough as nails, but he is a kid. Jeez.
Culkin legit an amazing actor
“I made my family disappear” omg this poor kid. The mental abuse this kid is enduring
Ahhhhhhhhh he’s stoked. Nice. F*** them people. You’re too good for them, Kevin.
“Buzz, your girlfriend, woof” I’m dead 
Wow, absolute sniper with that BB gun. What CANT this kid do.
“Keep the change ya filthy animal” - man, another all-time line. Definitely putting that one in the back pocket.
“KEVIN!” Ok she finally realized. Look, I don’t have kids, but I gotta think even if you have 10, you’re not just gonna forget one.
This lady is a joke. She should be absolutely ashamed and rethink how she treats my guy Kevin.
He’s an absolute glass-eater though. He’ll be aight
This lady is a joke. She should be absolutely ashamed and rethink how she treats my guy Kevin.
He’s an absolute glass-eater though. He’ll be aight
The chops on this guy. Is this where ricky from trailer park boys got his inspiration?
I am dying. When the heck is the 
gonna happen?! The suspense is killing me.
PS: Please no one tell me.
PPS: “My brother is home alone”
gonna happen?! The suspense is killing me.PS: Please no one tell me.
PPS: “My brother is home alone”
Sergeant ball sack LMFAO
Who knew this movie was taking such a strong stance against the police. Really sending a message. These cops are clowns
Why do they need the entire squad to fly back? Just fly back like one parent. This family is taking this WAY too lightly.
OMG! So I thought this was cuz he was scared or something. Had no idea it was just cuz he tried shaving.
What a plot twist!
was cuz he was scared or something. Had no idea it was just cuz he tried shaving.What a plot twist!
BIG nope on tarantulas. That’s all for this tweet.
This movie was like 50 years ago. Joe Pesci was old then. And is like the same age now. The man defies age.
This old dude is not doing a good job holding up being a good guy. Why you gotta be so creepy man? https://twitter.com/oldtowncards/status/1342608050117627909
Kevin almost just absolutely impaled by that van.
Also, Pesci smiling at the Kevin. Seems like he’s digging his own grave.
Again, Kevin is straight nails.
Also, Pesci smiling at the Kevin. Seems like he’s digging his own grave.
Again, Kevin is straight nails.
It ain’t the 90s without MJ
I hope Kevin whoops Buzz’s ass again. That’s all.
Excellent work on the VCR there by Kevin. “Keep the change”
Ok so it seems like Mrs. McAllister is headed back. Gave up a lot in the trade, but finally someone is making moves.
That gives like 8 hours for Pesci and Ricky to run their hi-jinx.
Let’s see how this plays out.
That gives like 8 hours for Pesci and Ricky to run their hi-jinx.
Let’s see how this plays out.
It’s crazy how neglect really makes a kid grow up. He’s rockin it by himself. Full on grocery shop and even got laundry detergent.
What a beast.
What a beast.
BRUTAL. Gotta double bag those grocery bags.
Also, just had @AbbyLynch say to me “oh look at him. He does more laundry than you do” and I feel attacked.
Also, just had @AbbyLynch say to me “oh look at him. He does more laundry than you do” and I feel attacked.
He’s really using the heck out of this old gangster flick.
If it’s working, stick to it.
OH! Added flair with the firecrackers. Stepped it up this time. NICE!
“Keep the change ya filthy animal”
If it’s working, stick to it.
OH! Added flair with the firecrackers. Stepped it up this time. NICE!
“Keep the change ya filthy animal”
Ok so we’re on a short intermission.
Rogue (the husky) just had a diarrhea all over the floor. Thankfully hardwood but we are taking care of an emergency.
And unlike the McAllisters, we actually care about our dependents!
Will pick back up in 5-10.
Rogue (the husky) just had a diarrhea all over the floor. Thankfully hardwood but we are taking care of an emergency.
And unlike the McAllisters, we actually care about our dependents!
Will pick back up in 5-10.
