Moron uncle has arrived. I will live tweet his idiocy, stay tuned.
Oof, he's talking racism and cops. This won't end well
'You can't expect everyone to not be racist,' he says. Ummm, beg to friggen differ
It's been 12 minutes since he's said anything stupid. New record
Aaaand we're back. He's saying he's so good at Jeopardy, he sometimes even runs the category. He insists he's better at it than my dad (the smartest person I know) and I.

We will be putting Jeopardy on later. Naturally. Muahahahaaa.
Oop, onto politics now.
THE LOUDER I TALK THE MORE RIGHT I AM
Mom: Lower your voice, you're to loud

Uncle: How do I stop talking loud?

Me: Duct tape
Bless my saint of a mom for asking me to come help with supper 🤣
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