How are we supposed to stay classy when they do this? It's not possible!

I have to get it off my chest fast. I'll rapid fire it.

1. "Whoa divorce city". That's the look my ex and I flashed plotting each other's doom. Psychotic rage.

OR

Too many face-lifts.

Toss up. No idea

Minister, if only this was a gag and we could laugh "ha ha good one Minister".

Rule: if it would be funny as a real gag, it's not a gag. It's another incompetent fuck up.

Major Nancy Reagan vibes.

Screams "never give this person any responsibility bc whatever she touches will die just like the doll told her it would".

This is terrifying and I don't know why so let's please move on.

Next.

NEXT!!!!!

This guy is smooth.

Almost quite literally a wolf in sheep's clothing. It even gets reported sometimes.

But no one wants a horse in their bed tomorrow so let's move on....

If we lived back in a time when hitch hiking was common and OK.

Let's say this man is a hitch hiker hitching rides on the highway.

Would you pick him up?

*Exactly.*

Next.

Oh no who died?!?!!?

There's literally no other reason you would have that expression on your face before Christmas while taking down something with someone's name on it.

(See the fail now?)

This never made "Don't do this" comms lists because it's universally understood if you're a reasonable human being.

But some humans happily destroy themselves in a state of total self delusion.

Maybe we need a Don't List of obvious things that go without saying for bad people.

On second thought let's not.

Next.

She says she calls this tree a "memory tree".

Of course she does.

It's where she thinks of her friend Craig.

And her friend Frank.